[Blurb]
Dazai once had a white-haired childhood friend who almost became his boyfriend. Then one day, his friend disappeared.
After spending half his life away from the mafia, the first thing Dazai decided to do when he found Gojo Satoru was punch that pretty face.
But he never got his wish. Not only did he fail to teach Gojo a lesson, he also got stuck with a ferret whose bright blue beady eyes never changed, and ended up dutifully taking care of it.
"Did it... fall to its death?"
The useless ferret lay limp, hardly acting like a ferret at all.
"No, it just slept itself unconscious."
Ferret Gojo loves sleeping, eating, and playing. When he's asleep, nothing can wake him; when he's up, he's full of boundless energy, either wrecking the place or demanding someone play with him.
Even Dazai Osamu can't stand this kind of behavior, as if the mafia means nothing to him!
"Leave my files and scarf alone, Gojo!"
The little white ferret tilted its head at a forty-five-degree angle, looking puzzled, then fearlessly reached out a paw.
"...Stamp this file for me, Gojo."
The mafia boss, blinded by beauty, took the ferret's paw and pressed its print onto the page.
Faced with a little ferret that had nearly torn the house apart,
Some Dazai: You don't understand. When he's well-behaved, he's adorable and so good to me.
Everyone: Ha!
[Please note]
1. Soft-hearted, sweet-talking caretaker Dazai x clingy, boisterous ferret Gojo. Switches, mutual pampering, happy ending.
2. A short, leisurely read. Just posting the blurb for now, subject to change.
3. More to come.
Theme: Life needs fluff!
