Synopsis
Wu Mi is a little kitty.
One day, he woke up as usual.
System: You're finally awake, Gojo. Dazai has gone into the water again!
Wu Mi: ...Who are you? Who is he? Who am I?
Dazai: Glug glug glug
System: He's the human you raised!
Wu Mi: ?
Well, he's the strongest little kitty, so raising one measly human should be a piece of cake!
Dazai Osamu, cat-petting enthusiast: Really?
Dazai's death count +1
Wu Mi: ...I want to start over!!
System: Sure~
Good news: As a mission reward, Wu Mi has grown up.
Bad news: He meets an even younger Dazai.
Even worse news: The reckless Dazai was abandoned as a child by his heartless father, and now he's desperate to die.
Gojo Satoru: I'll raise you. Call me Dad and leave the Port Mafia.
Dazai Osamu, Port Mafia: ...I'm so moved (smiles)
Dazai's death count +1
Gojo Satoru: What on earth went wrong!? System!
System: This way to start over, Gojo~
This time, he's the cat-yokai founding ancestor of the Dazai family.
Facing the young Dazai, who's been rejected by everyone...
Gojo Satoru: Who needs a heartless father? I'm taking him with me!
Dazai Osamu: ...Who are you?
The strongest cat yokai is sure he can handle one little Dazai and starts diligently raising him.
Then one day...
System: Gojo, the jujutsu world is calling for you!
Gojo Satoru: Wait, I...!
Dazai Osamu: You promised you'd be my cat!
Dazai Osamu: Heartless Dad ^_^
And so Yokohama's greatest mind is dropped into Jujutsu Kaisen.
Dazai Osamu: Excuse me, has anyone seen my cat?
Gojo, overworked corporate drone: ...
Before You Read
1. The all-knowing former Boss Dazai × amnesiac guardian kitty Gojo. My take on Dazai and Gojo, with an intensely mutual bond.
2. Everyday life, mutual raising and healing, slow burn, and doting on each other.
3. Lots of headcanon, out of character.
4. Updates whenever, writing wherever the mood takes me. Just for fun.
5. The synopsis may be revised at any time.
6. To be continued.
Theme: Embrace a beautiful tomorrow
