Emergency Braking for a Scum Top: Book Transmigration

Also known as *The Fake Scumbag's Spy Games*, *You're the Real Scumbag, So What Am I?*, and *A Beautiful Scumbag: The Bossy Rich Beauty in Everyone Else's Eyes* * The honest Lan Chu transmigrates into a novel as a scumbag seme, and the plot forces him to follow the scumbag's entire storyline. Lan Chu: As long as I can live a good life, I'll do anything! System: The original novel's shou has gone missing. Host, please trigger the "chasing your wife to the crematorium" storyline! Lan Chu: ...Do I really have to go to an actual crematorium? Lan Chu: ...Can I enjoy this expensive breakfast first? I've never had this before. * System: The original novel's shou has returned to his poor hometown. Host, please drive a sports car over and force him into a domineering romance! Lan Chu drives a sports car to the designated location. Lan Chu: What if I've taken a wrong turn? Oh well. I'll open a door at random and force someone else into a romance! Anyone this scumbag seme takes a fancy to can be a pitiful, submissive shou! (Unable to find the original novel's shou, Ruan Shiying, Lan Chu opens a random door.) Looking at Geng Feng, the imposing, cold man who opens it and is not submissive in the slightest, Lan Chu steels himself and pins him against the wall. "Hello, I'm not very experienced at forcing someone into a romance. Please play along..." Geng Feng: "Sure. I'm playing along." Lan Chu: (...Why does he give off such a strong scumbag vibe? Wasn't I supposed to be the biggest scumbag in this book?) One man transmigrates into a book as a scumbag seme, while an actual scumbag seme transmigrates into a book. Together, they put on a scumbag spy-versus-spy act! Lan Chu: "You're just a plaything to me!" Geng Feng: "Oh? What kind of plaything? The all-ages kind, or the adults-only kind?" Lan Chu: "You... Hmph! I'm only with you because I lost a bet!" Geng Feng: "Was the prize you or me?" Lan Chu: "? My family background is way out of your league!!!" Geng Feng: "Am I only good enough to be your dog?" Lan Chu: "Don't steal my lines!" Lan Chu: "My family wants me to marry someone else. I can't give you a title." Geng Feng: "That's fine. I'll be your homewrecker. You don't have to pay me to keep me, though." Lan Chu: (How does this man know all my tricks?!) * Both leads are sexually inexperienced. * Cute seme and weak seme, handsome shou and tall shou. * The shou was a scumbag seme in his previous life (a scumbag in attitude only, with no intimate relationships; he later learns how to love someone properly). * No actual cheating or homewrecking takes place in the story. Cover art commissioned by a reader. Character cards illustrated by the author. Please check out my other works: *The Savage Beauty and the Fierce Hound [Crime Investigation]* (a free-spirited, flamboyant, highly intelligent seme x a cool, privileged shou, a food-filled detective story) *Under the Blazing Sun* (a stunning, blond, long-legged mixed-race protagonist, an urban literary mystery) Theme: Face relationship problems positively and learn how to love someone properly.