How Do I Stop the Other Dazai from Turning Evil?

Name: How Do I Stop the Other Dazai from Turning Evil?
Author: Chen Mianmian

该怎么阻止异特宰黑化

by Chen Mianmian (陈免免)

Status: Ongoing
Length: –
Genre: Danmei (BL)
Era: Modern Era
Updated: –
Source: JJWXC

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Synopsis

I'm an officer in the Special Affairs Division, and there's someone I have a crush on. He's also an officer in the Special Affairs Division. His name is Dazai.

So I went all out trying to raise his affection level, but he couldn't even see me!

Damn it!

I decided to fake my death and start over with a new account!

This time, I'd become an evil criminal and make sure he kept his eyes on me forever. Wait, wait a second, Dazai, why did you defect first?!

If you're going to be a criminal, what am I supposed to be?!!!

Sitting in his Special Affairs Division office, Director Taneda records with a blank expression: In a single day, I lost both my adopted son and my heir. They went off to date each other without me.

Ango, shouldering everything and starting to go bald: ...Fine. As long as you're happy.

Tips: The original story is written in third person.

Content warning: A Dazai fan's self-indulgent fic, written for my own enjoyment. All the OOC is my own. Please don't offer writing advice.

(Blurb written on 2026.5.7 and archived for safekeeping, orz.)

Theme: Live earnestly, and guide the people you cherish onto the right path.