A stubborn, sharp-tongued top who is secretly head over heels × a quick-witted but emotionally oblivious bottom
01
Everyone knows that Xiao Pinghai and Lu Zhouyang are famous bitter rivals.
They clashed fiercely in college, then avoided each other after graduation. They were the kind of people whose presence in the same room could make the air freeze.
Until one day, Lu Zhouyang was in a car accident.
When he opened his eyes again, he found that he was alive, but things hadn't exactly gone well for him.
He had transmigrated into Lin You'an, Xiao Pinghai's newlywed spouse.
At the wedding, the smiling officiant asked, "Do you agree to become the partner of Mr. Xiao Pinghai?"
Lu Zhouyang looked at Xiao Pinghai's infuriatingly grim face and swung a fist at him.
Onlookers: A marriage between wealthy families, and domestic violence from the start?
Lu Zhouyang: Thanks for asking. I'm at a wedding, I just transmigrated, and I want a divorce.
02
Lu Zhouyang thought a fake marriage meant they wouldn't interfere with each other.
But Xiao Pinghai held his hand in public, straightened his collar, and casually put an arm around his waist.
Lu Zhouyang couldn't take it anymore. "Are you doing this on purpose?"
Xiao Pinghai didn't bat an eyelid. "We're newlyweds. You don't want people to notice something's off, do you?"
Lu Zhouyang sneered. "And when you almost kissed me just now, were you afraid someone would notice that too?"
"It would've looked more convincing if you hadn't dodged."
"..."
03
To get their souls back into the right bodies, the two were forced to work together and uncover what had happened to the original Lin You'an.
His nasty adoptive parents pretended to be loving, his stepbrother pretended to be innocent, and the Lin family made "devouring someone without even spitting out the bones" look perfectly respectable.
They thought Lu Zhouyang was still the Lin You'an they could manipulate at will.
Then, relying on Xiao Pinghai's influence, he exposed the secrets of his adoption, dug up scandals from the wealthy family, and turned a scandal buried for years into a social issue followed by the entire internet.
The Lin family was furious. "What exactly are you trying to do?"
"Get the justice I deserve."
Xiao Pinghai stood behind him, backing him up. "How dare you lay a hand on my man?"
04
Lin You'an had gotten his revenge, but Lu Zhouyang still couldn't go back.
At last, he realized that perhaps the only way to set everything right was to recreate the car accident that had started it all.
The moment the car started, Xiao Pinghai suddenly appeared in front of it.
For the first time, the usually composed man looked utterly panicked. "Lu Zhouyang, you can't do this to me."
"I've always, "
Before Lu Zhouyang could hear the rest, everything went black. When he woke up again, he was back in his own body.
Beside the hospital bed, Xiao Pinghai stared fixedly at him. His eyes were red, and he looked so disheveled he was barely recognizable.
Reader's Guide:
1. Angsty but sweet, HE, each other's first love, secret love comes true.
2. Updates every other day before the paid chapters, with extra updates according to the ranking list. Daily updates after the paid chapters begin. Update time: 21:00.
A preview of another upcoming novel in the same series, "The Whole Internet Says the Retired Movie Emperor Is My Daddy?":
A retired movie emperor who has planned everything in secret and smoothly takes charge, top (Si Heng) × a beautiful bottom who is obedient and stubborn, with low self-esteem but great resilience (Wen Xi)
01
On the eve of a talent show's premiere, the production team suddenly announced that a new trainee, Wen Xi, would be joining the cast. He was exceptionally good-looking, and his background was spotless. His fans spent all night digging for dirt but found nothing suspicious.
No way. Absolutely no way!
That little vixen must have a powerful Daddy backing him!
Just as the accusations reached their peak, the legendary Daddy made his move in person.
Si Heng, a retired three-time award-winning movie emperor with more money and fame than he could spend in eight lifetimes, announced that he would be a special guest judge.
"Is there anyone you're especially interested in this time?"
Si Heng smiled at the camera. "Wen Xi?"
02
Wen Xi, rumored to be Si Heng's kept lover, was even more bewildered than the netizens.
The only connection between him and Si Heng was that he had once been a resident singer at Si Heng's establishment. Back then, he often saw Si Heng sitting quietly in a corner, listening to him sing.
The production team saw Wen Xi's popularity and immediately paired him with the favored contestant for promotional appearances.
He was a conscientious worker. He practiced dancing all day until his knees were bruised, then reviewed his performances at night. He even carefully studied the guide to manufacturing same-sex-couple fanservice that the production team had casually handed him. He took notes on every detail, from exchanging glances to physical distance, word by word, for fear of letting the others down with a poor performance.
Late one night, as he was poring over the fanservice guide, a voice suddenly came from the doorway.
"Aren't you going back?"
Wen Xi turned around and saw Si Heng leaning against the doorframe.
He felt inexplicably guilty. "The production team assigned it as homework. I have to do it properly."
Si Heng walked over to stand beside Wen Xi. Wen Xi froze for a moment, then instinctively took a step back. "Senior Si, your reputation has already been dragged down because of me. Everyone says..."
"Says what?"
"That you're my sugar daddy."
"Don't worry." Si Heng reached over, took the guide from Wen Xi's hands, and smiled. "You don't need to learn this. I'm confiscating it."
03
Later, to protect their favored contestant, the production team edited Wen Xi's footage maliciously and pushed him into the elimination zone.
Everyone thought the production team was about to sacrifice him, until Si Heng spoke up.
"He isn't some resource-backed contestant someone forced into the show. But if you insist on putting it that way..."
Si Heng looked at the directors, his tone icy. "Then I'm the one backing him."
A few minutes later, the real voting results were released. Wen Xi was in first place by a huge margin.
That night, #TheElegantCPIsReal# shot to the top of the trending list.
Afterward, Si Heng announced that he was becoming a director, but the lead actor for his first movie remained undecided for a long time.
Then, on the night Wen Xi debuted in a group, Si Heng posted a message on Weibo.
[I've been waiting a long time for you to play the lead.]
A one-on-one, satisfying and sweet romance, HE.
Theme: People who love each other will always end up together
The Lin family is really beaten 💔💔💔
I feel like I'm going to change back soon [Cat's Claw]
From Gong's perspective, I have tasted all the sourness and sourness of secret love. From Shou's perspective, I don't know about Gong's secret love and have always thought that I am the enemy. Fortunately, from God's perspective, we can see everything. We just scream and hurry up to solve everything, so I quickly hand over the saved manuscript [empty bowl] [empty bowl] [empty bowl] 🤔
I have a long brain, and some of the reasoning is weird. I always feel that I have missed some content and cannot connect it [loading][loading][loading]
What should I do if I don't have enough brain power? [Loading]
Quickly explain Xiao Pinghai, hurry up and tell him that you fell in love with him 🐶🌹
Then if we switch back later, will Xiaolin still be an assist? [Glasses]
Bagua Xiaolu and Xiao Xiao who tell the story of heartbeat [Cat Claw]
Xiao Lu won't pretend to agree, right?
Just listen to what you want to hear, right?