Sha Diao sweet and refreshing article
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After graduation, Lin Beibei got into trouble in a big factory in order to buy a house. Successfully got himself into trouble in his fourth year of work.
When I opened my eyes again, I found that I was dressed as a fanatical suitor of the second male lead in a book about a wealthy family. In order to get close to the second male lead, I even went to work in the other company's company.
Lin Beibei: Working? If you can't fight a little, it's good to be a salted fish.
The first day of wearing books
Lin Beibei announced her resignation and abided by the Xianyu workplace code in the last month.
My colleagues want me to help. If I don't want to help, I won't help.
The manager wants me to work overtime. If I don't want to work overtime, I won't work overtime.
The leader's flattery cannot be flattered or flattered.
The skills of fishing are learned by me.
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Lin Beibei played a cute game called Guardian Cat Health.
The protagonist is a Maine Coon cat, and Lin Beibei named him Jinbao.
Jinbao is a busy working cat. He is either at work or on the way to work. He eats irregularly and often stays up late, leaving his body in a sub-healthy state.
And Lin Beibei's mission is to protect the health of cats!
So Lin Beibei's game routine:
Check Jinbao's health. If it is too low, arrange for him to eat.
He Rongjing was checking emails when he suddenly felt out of control and ran to eat. He regained control of his body only after eating.
Check Jinbao's mental level. If it's too low, put him to sleep.
He Rongjing was checking a contract when a familiar feeling came and he was forced to go to bed until dawn the next day.
Jinbao has been working for 7 hours continuously, let him go to rest!
He Rongjing was in a meeting. He suddenly walked out of the meeting room mid-sentence and was forced to sit in the lounge for 15 minutes.
Watching Jinbao's body gradually improve from a sub-healthy state.
Lin Beibei: Look how well I raised him, hehe.
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He Rongjing: Doctor, I always feel out of control recently, but I haven't found out what's wrong.
Doctor: I suggest you register with a psychiatrist.
He Rongjing:......
He Rongjing: Doctor, what's wrong with me?
Psychologist: I suggest you take a break.
King Juan He Rongjing took an unprecedented three days of rest, but it was useless.
If science is not good, then metaphysics is the way to go.
He Rongjing: Master, am I possessed by a ghost? Can it be cured?
Master: Next Sunday at 10 o'clock in the evening, walk one kilometer southeast and think about this in your heart. You will find the answer where the number is related to three.
In a bar called Thirty-Three, he caught the drunken culprit.
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After Lin Beibei was forced to become He Rongjing's assistant, he discovered that the president seemed to be his golden cat, and he did not feel wrong about his ability to control him.
So Lin Beibei was arranged to share an office with the president.
If you want to fish, let Jinbao go to the toilet.
If you want to fish, let Jinbao go to the toilet.
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Forced to go to the toilet eight times a day, He Rongjing couldn't bear it anymore. He came back from the toilet for the last time and walked to Lin Beibei's desk: "Can you stop making me use the toilet? Someone has recommended a men's hospital to me."
Lin Beibei: o. O
small theater
One night after the two of them got together
The two of them were making soy sauce until midnight, and He Rongjing wanted to come again.
Lin Beibei: I'm so tired. Open the game and direct Jinbao to sleep.
He Rongjing was forced to shut down his phone.
Lin Beibei: Huh, luckily there is a game, otherwise his bones would fall apart.
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