A Guide to Surviving in America (A Marvel and DC Crossover)

I heard Earth is welcoming talented people?

Mm-hmm...

I may not know how to do anything, but I'm really good at praying!

I heard Earth is very welcoming to aliens?

I'm a completely natural, genuinely kind alien. I'm the perfect fit, and I look the part.

I heard Kryptonians can cause massive destruction on Earth and still be wildly popular?

Oh no, Earthlings are way too kind!

I like them so much.

I heard these aliens and some humans like to hide their faces and make a scene to cultivate an air of mystery. Good heavens... They don't have feathered ears or anything to cover their faces with whenever they want? That's so unfortunate, but I'll go along with it (reluctantly).

Anyway, I quietly settled down in Gotham. I'll try not to cause the planet any trouble (shyly).

Before you read: The main story is in third person, focused on family and friends, with no romantic pairing or flirtation whatsoever. If you see any, it's just your imagination.

A survival diary of an alien who looks like a teenager but is actually only a few months old.

Theme: None.