[Western Crossover] Batkid or Superkid Fiction?

First-person rambling / everyday trifles / stereotypes / lighthearted OOC

Family-focused, no CP / Superman and Batman genes / Superman and Batman are partners only, with absolutely no BL content in the story / self-indulgent

I've read lots of Batkid stories, but I've never read the original comics. So you wouldn't be wrong to call me a poser.

It all started when, suffering from a lack of reading material, I was browsing through a fanfic author's works for the umpteenth time and came across an interesting premise. I never read crossover fanfiction, but when you're out of things to read... Anyway, from that moment on, I became hopelessly hooked on Batkid stories.

Just as I was trying to get through another new story about a Batkid or a Superkid, as usual, my irresponsible mom, whom I only see once every two years, told me my dad wasn't dead.

Me: ?

My mom kept going, saying I had two dads, and that an embryo combining both their genes had been naturally carried by a mother.

Me: Have you finally lost it? Mom, have you been reading too many novels? I've been reading novels since third grade, and even I haven't read anything this ridiculous, Mom.

My mom said with a perfectly serious expression: "NO, baby, your daddies are in America. Go find them."

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"Gotham? Batman? Are you kidding me?! I might as well be Superman!" I was furious at this joke from my mother, whom I hadn't seen in ages.

But the truth left me no room to doubt it.

Something seemed to have changed in the world.

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