Help! What Do I Do Now That My Roommate Found Out My Secret?

[I got the idea after getting stuck on the seven-thousand-word backlog for the bun shop next door. Wiggle, wiggle, please add to your favorites~~~] Blurb (2026.4.21) Gu Yuhuang × Lu Ye: landlord top × tenant bottom “This house is the only inheritance we can leave you,” Gu Yuhuang’s parents told him. Yuhuang fell silent for a moment. “Aren’t you two alive and well?” “Oh, well, you know, life is unpredictable, and the large intestine can wrap around the small intestine…” His parents made things up as they went. “Space travel is dangerous. Who knows when the two of us might suddenly bite the dust out there?” Were they going on a honeymoon or looking for a burial plot? Yuhuang wasn’t sure. All he could do was offer his parents his best wishes. “Happy thirtieth wedding anniversary.” His parents set off happily with Yuhuang’s blessing. He settled into his two-bedroom, two-living-room, two-bathroom home, until he spent nine thousand of his last ten thousand star coins on food delivery. That was when Yuhuang realized he couldn’t go on like this. [Roommate wanted. Not 5,999, not 4,999, just 3,560 a month. A cozy home awaits!] Yuhuang found himself a roommate. The guy was generous, wanting to rent for fifty years at a go. At first, Yuhuang refused, because there was something dangerous about him. But fifty years! He’d never have to worry about running out of money for food delivery again! With a grave expression, Yuhuang nodded and prepared to sign the contract. “So you really will give me a home?” the roommate asked. Yuhuang’s pen finished the last stroke on the contract. “Of course.” He paid rent for the place, so why wouldn’t it be a home? Yuhuang thought. A note before reading Maybe it’ll be a short, sweet story. Maybe it’ll lean toward the top, but they’ll love each other. (A slightly strange way to put it.) One-on-one, both pure, top’s POV, no switching and no breakup. Probably a little funny… just a two-person comedy about a couple. Saved on 4.21.26 Couldn’t find the tags I wanted, so this will do for now. Theme: Finding the beauty in everyday life