The protagonist loves little animals, whether furry or not, whether they swim in the water, fly in the sky, or walk on the ground. He loves them to death.
But fate is cruel: the protagonist has allergies and can't touch any of the little animals he loves.
One day, the protagonist comes across a game said to be highly realistic. It includes all the things he enjoys: parkour, a rhythm game, business simulation, cooking, cleaning, stress relief, reading the room, and so on and so on. It's a colossal mishmash of genres.
Protagonist: I have to give it a try.
After downloading it, he starts installing mods: animal transformation, language comprehension, invincibility, character beautification...
At the same time, to avoid a situation where his opponents are so cute he can't bring himself to fight them, the protagonist adds a realism mod: all his opponents are human, not transformed into animals.
Then the protagonist opens the game and clicks Agree without even reading the user agreement.
He lands in Southern Europe, and the protagonist is overjoyed. Oh, this fox is so well cared for! Let me pet you, let me pet you! Oh, this big dog is so cute! Let me hug you, let me hug you! This cat is so handsome! Let me kiss you, let me kiss you!
As soon as the protagonist sees cats, dogs, birds, or fish, he goes all in, risking everything. Protecting animals is everyone's responsibility. Your smiles are the best gift I could ask for. I'll bear all your pain. Teammates, could you just take good care of yourselves?
His teammates love him, too. Who could resist a super caretaker who truly loves you, cares for you like a mother, respects you like a friend, protects you like a guardian, looks after you in everyday life, and leads you to victory on the pitch?
Though the protagonist is quiet (the language comprehension mod only provides subtitles, so he can understand but has no voice pack), everyone assumes that true love needs no words.
The teammates get along so well, and think they can stay together forever. They'll always be good homies, ready to fight together on the national team. Then Germany suddenly announces, "This is our kid! This is so-and-so's son!"
His teammates say, "Aren't you Italian?!"
The protagonist says, "What do you mean, I'm not Italian?!"
Then the protagonist thinks it doesn't really matter. He's just switching teams, so he goes along with it.
On the pitch, the protagonist is ruthless toward his former teammates, showing no mercy at all. After all, once they'd turned into humans who walk upright on two legs and stand two meters tall, there was no reason to keep coddling them.
Former teammates: That coldhearted Eastern European... I'll never forgive him for the rest of my life...
After the match, the protagonist comes over again with a gentle smile and a warm, spring-breeze voice, petting one and then another. His attitude has completely turned around: on the field, he recognizes no family; off the field, everyone's his precious baby.
The protagonist has a hard time playing, only to find his teammates are still pulling stunts, from slapping each other to infighting. The protagonist is really mad: "Why are you acting like this?!"
So he starts a full-on martial arts brawl.
[Hot] Mr. Berlusconi, something's not right...
OP
Our goalkeeper seems to have let himself go...
1L
What does that mean? Can you explain in detail?
2L
What's the big deal? Nevali openly admitted in an interview that he likes getting close to nature.
OP
Here's some context first: I'm a birdwatcher and a huge Nevali fan.
So, I just spotted my fave at Cape La Tral.
3L
Seems pretty normal. Nevali's a birdwatcher himself.
OP
If I saw him on a cliff, I'd ask for a photo. If I saw him through my camera, I'd take a picture. But what if I said I saw him on the side of a cliff through my camera...
3L, say something! Is this normal? Seriously?
4L
Requesting clarification: What do you mean, "on the side of the cliff"? Is it what I think it is?
OP
That's right 👍, exactly what you think.
5L
No way. Nevali fans, stop making things up. Do you think your idol is some kind of jungle princess?
OP
[Image]
Proof right here.
6L
Wait, doesn't he play football anymore?
7L
Forget playing football, is he trying to stop living...? He's climbing with absolutely no safety gear?
8L
I've sent this to Maldini, Ambrosini, and AC Milan's official account. Everyone, contact him and save our steel-and-concrete boy, aaah!
9L
Germany, your sharpest spear and sturdiest shield have gone sky-high...
Theme: Protect animals.
I can't imagine what a beautiful fox the modded Pippo is in the eyes of the protagonist. He must have a big fluffy and plump tail, and the fiery red fur all over his body is oily and shiny. When he stands in the sun, the big tail sways gently, and the sun coats him with a layer of golden light. Seeing him makes people feel what kind of magnificent and beautiful reality [glory] represents. Please, if you can let me touch fox melon seeds, I will dig wild vegetables for fur for the rest of my life 🙏
What a mistake. . I thought I could enrich the teachers, but when I saw the column, I saw that it only opened holes but didn't fill them. 💔 I don't want this kind of thing. 😭
After that, when I saw Buffon, I had to look at each other with ten thousand years of brain waves, and after the game, they talked about how to kiss a beauty (hairy) and kiss Nirvari at the same time. Ps: Looking forward to writing about the two of them meeting 😣
Damn, why is Chapter 3 locked? 😣
[Rose] I'm curious, since the protagonist is a German or a free man. So is he the child of Matthäus or the child of Emperor Bei? [Let me be healthy]🐶😍[Spread flowers][Compare hearts]
It's so delicious, I really want to see the follow-up 😭 😭 When will the boss update next time [Sunglasses]
Feed me a little more, I can do anything 😣 [empty bowl] ticking, ticking, ticking, just like feeding a chicken [hugging thighs]
Was it really created by a wild boar? That body is really as strong as an ox
Hahahaha, this introduction is so interesting, the teacher wrote it well, it's very cute 🤩 This 13-year-old is so pitiful and funny 🤗
This book is so cute. When will my wife come back? 🥺