Shikami Osamu is an ordinary person whose life motto is to eat, drink, and be merry, and take each day as it comes. He has plenty of flaws in both brains and brawn, and his catchphrases are “I want to die” and “I don’t want to live anymore.”
He thought his life would be calm and uneventful, and that he’d simply coast through it.
But ever since a certain black-haired boy with an M-shaped fringe smashed a volleyball into his left cheek, then the same black-haired boy smashed a soccer ball into his right cheek, and finally he was humiliated into tripping over his own feet while holding a racket and bowing to his older brother at a perfect 180-degree angle, two things came to top his list of most hated activities.
Playing ball, and watching other people play ball.
But his older brother is obsessed with tennis, his online friend is crazy about volleyball… and even the gaming buddy he just met is working hard to get into a school famous for its tennis record, giving up the only game they could play together!
Shikami Osamu: I really do hate balls the most!
Before he could even finish sulking, a mechanical voice suddenly rang out in his head.
The System he got for buying yogurt made a grand entrance. It immediately added fuel to his ongoing chuuni phase, trying to forge a path for him to become a god.
Shikami Osamu opened his character screen. Looking at the cheat that had finally arrived, he gave a sinister smile.
Tennis, volleyball, soccer, huh?
They say revenge is a dish best served after ten years.
Well, your day has come!
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Rikkai enrolled two exceptionally gifted freshmen this year. They’re so strong they could easily become starters at any school, making everyone else green with envy.
When those words reached Rikkai, a group of boys could only sigh and force bitter smiles.
Everyone saw their dazzling surface, but no one could see the hardships time had etched into their increasingly worn faces.
Those two are demons, plain and simple!
One’s an airhead and the other’s just happy. One comes up with the moves, the other carries them out. One takes the blame, the other gets punished.
According to Yanagi Renji’s incomplete records, in their first month alone, they provoked second- and third-year students thirty-eight times, sent Sanada fifteen challenge letters, and were caught causing a ruckus and subdued eight times…
Yukimura, whose workload had suddenly increased: …
Do we really need these freshmen?
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Shikami Osamu: Only dogs like chasing balls.
Shikami Osamu: Woof.
Notes:
The blurb may be revised later.
Mainly Prince of Tennis, Rikkai with 16+3.
The protagonist is a nonstandard gloomy type. He’s not very bright, and his mental state is even more extraordinary.
Pure cheat-powered story. The protagonist has both a System cheat and natural genius.
I’ll add more if I think of anything.
Theme: When the clouds clear, warm sunshine fills the sky
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Haha, when you meet Tiantianbao Temple, you know it will be like this 🐶
I basically stayed at eight o'clock for two months. It was the kind of thing where I skipped dinner and worked until eight o'clock and then took the shuttle bus and got home at ten o'clock [vomiting blood]
Yukimura should be a double player, right?
Boss, please update more, not enough to watch QAQ
When I was a child, I was really unhappy with Yukimura's disease. I really felt that this disease was created to allow Ryoma to clear Yukimura's bug [Loading][vomiting blood]