Mr. Gu, the Crematorium Is at Capacity

Next up: *Drunk on Milk, I Was Dragged by My Target into the Night Shift* is a sweet story with adorable cats. Please add it to your reading list! The blurb is below!!! !!【Hell-Level Win-Back Campaign Now in Full Swing～】!! Mutual pining ｜ Win-back campaign ｜ Angsty, melodramatic romance Selfish, cold, old-fashioned daddy CEO gong VS. seductive, seemingly innocent but secretly dark-hearted surgeon shou 1. Everyone knows Gu Yanxu dotes on Jiang Sichen, but only Jiang Sichen himself knows they were never actually together. Just when their feelings for each other were at their strongest, Gu Yanxu suddenly went abroad. Five years passed with no word from him. When they met again, they brushed past each other at the airport. Gu Yanxu's gaze swept over him as if he were a stranger. Unwilling to give up, Jiang Sichen tested the waters step by step, while Gu Yanxu kept retreating. It wasn't until he saw another man in Gu Yanxu's apartment that he understood: some forms of doting have nothing to do with love. 2. Jiang Sichen made a dignified exit, returned to his place as the younger brother of a family friend, and avoided every place Gu Yanxu might be. When they unexpectedly ran into each other at a bar, Jiang Sichen deliberately hooked a finger into the tie of a stranger beside him and tilted his face up toward him. Before their lips could meet, someone grabbed Jiang Sichen by the wrist. Gu Yanxu yanked him off the sofa and pinned him in the corner of a private room next door, kissing him with such ferocity that it was as if he meant to bite back every moment they'd missed over the past five years. During a pause for breath, Gu Yanxu pressed his forehead to Jiang Sichen's, his eyes red-rimmed. “Sichen, do you want to date your big brother?” Jiang Sichen didn't answer. He grabbed Gu Yanxu by the collar and continued the unfinished kiss. He knew their relationship had to stay hidden, but he still nodded. He thought he could afford to gamble on it. Until he was kidnapped and trapped in an abandoned warehouse, his life hanging by a thread. The man who had once told him again and again, “Big Brother would give you anything,” weighed the pros and cons and decisively abandoned him. Jiang Sichen could never hold a scalpel steady again. He'd lost the bet, completely and utterly. He accepted his loss! 3. Later, Jiang Sichen took over the family business. A scar marked his wrist. His smile was still beautiful, but the warmth had left his eyes. Gu Yanxu waited outside his office building, shielded him from drinks at business dinners, searched everywhere for renowned doctors on his behalf, handed him the most lucrative projects, and even established a cardiac foundation in his name. At his most desperate, Gu Yanxu knelt on the ground and pressed his forehead to the scar on Jiang Sichen's wrist, pleading again and again: “Sichen, please give me one more chance.” Jiang Sichen crouched down, lifted his chin with a fingertip, and smiled gently. “Gu Yanxu, you once taught me that everything in this world comes at a price.” “Now take back your love and your guilt.” “I find them disgusting.” 【Reader's Guide】 1. Both are virgins, one-on-one, happy ending. 2. The shou gets hurt first, then the gong. The win-back campaign is intense and takes up two-thirds of the novel. 3. The blurb has a biased point of view. 4. In the later chapters, the gong becomes insecure and develops separation anxiety. Not suitable for readers who are possessive of the gong! 5. The shou is not weak!!! Later, the shou will use the methods the gong taught him to fight back. Coming soon: *Drunk on Milk, I Was Dragged by My Target into the Night Shift* Cute pets ｜ System ｜ A happy-go-lucky slacker ｜ Sweet romance A soft, adorable shou who only wants to lie flat VS. a scheming, secretly flirtatious gong who only wants to seduce his darling Ruan Tang is a bottom-rung wage slave in the Capture Target Bureau, where working around the clock is considered a blessing and a 996 schedule is a gift from above. He dies at his desk after pulling an all-nighter. When the System fishes him back from death, he stares blankly and says, “Let me die. Don't save me.” The System sneers. “Go win over Fu Yan. Fail, and you'll be a cat forever.” Fu Yan is the top S-rank capture target in the interstellar world: cold and ruthless, with all of his previous 99 suitors having failed. Before Ruan Tang can even protest, poof! He turns into a cat. He curls up on the Persian rug in the Fu residence, stares at his fluffy pink paws, and stays silent for a full three minutes. Then he rolls onto his back. No weekly reports, no meetings, no dealing with requests. Sun on his belly, servants rubbing his little paws, and an endless supply of milk flown in from New Zealand... He decides on the spot: he absolutely must not succeed at the mission. Win him over? In his dreams. Fu Yan is allergic to cat hair, so Ruan Tang rolls all over his coat. Fu Yan holds a video meeting, so Ruan Tang plops down on the keyboard and steps out a whole screen of “wwwwww.” Fu Yan drinks coffee, so Ruan Tang dips his tail in the cup and stirs, then flicks milk all over his face. Fu Yan's face turns black as the bottom of a pot. Ruan Tang gazes up at him with round, innocent cat eyes and meows. Fu Yan's hand jerks, and he hands him to a servant. “Keep him. Just don't let me see him.” Ruan Tang retreats to his cat bed and licks his paws. Perfect. Once the time limit is up, he'll stay at the Fu residence and be a happy-go-lucky cat forever. Sunbathing by day, sneaking milk at night. Life is so wonderful it practically bubbles over. The only odd thing is that someone always seems to rub his belly in the middle of the night, making him kick all four paws and meow. When he wakes up, though, he can't remember a thing. Whatever. He rolls over, exposes his round white belly, and goes back to sleep. Then one night, after guzzling down a whole bowl of milk, he gets dizzy and passes out... When he wakes in the middle of the night with someone on top of him, he's naked in Fu Yan's arms, his mind completely blank. “Holy catnip! Nobody told me getting drunk on milk would turn me human?!” Fu Yan's fingers slide from his collarbone to the small of his back, his voice husky. “Every night, you get drunk on milk, turn human, and climb into my bed. You have your way with me and cling to my neck without letting go. Aren't you going to take responsibility?” Ruan Tang's eyes go wide. “I-I don't remember...” “Right, you blacked out.” Fu Yan chuckles. “But is there anywhere on your body I haven't touched?” The System rings frantically: “Capture progress: 100%...” “What gives?! I step all over his keyboard every day and wash my tail in his cup!” The System falls silent for three seconds. “...Is it possible he's into that? The more you act up, the more he loves you?” Before Ruan Tang can even start panicking, Fu Yan carries him back to the bedroom. Fu Yan pours himself a glass of cold milk, takes a sip, then bends down and feeds it to him mouth to mouth. “One glass every night from now on.” “I won't, ” “That's fine if you won't drink it.” Fu Yan pins him against the kitchen counter. “I'll find another way to feed you.” The next day, Ruan Tang leans on the wall as he packs his things and tries to escape. He has barely reached the front door when someone grabs him around the waist from behind and lifts him up. “Tangtang, where are you going?” “Back to work!” Without looking back, Fu Yan heads for the bedroom. “I'm your boss. From now on, you'll work in my bed.” Ruan Tang lies over his shoulder, utterly bereft... He dies at his desk as a wage slave, gets drunk on milk as a slacker, and gets pinned down as a human. If only he'd known, he should've made sure to die at his desk for good. 【Reader's Guide】 1. Both are virgins, one-on-one, happy ending. 2. The shou lies flat in public and only wants to slack off, but when drunk on milk, he blacks out and climbs into bed with the gong. He thinks he's annoying him on purpose, but every single one of his cat hairs is actually seducing the gong. 3. The gong is an aloof, cat-allergic beauty in public, but a secret late-night cat-stalker and obsessive cat lover in private. Theme: Cherish the people in your life. Don't wait until you've lost them to regret it.