Did Your Archenemy Survive Today?

[Two-way redemption] [1v1] [Double clean] Yu Wei and Qi Muyan have been rivals for more than ten years. They have not dealt with each other since they became classmates in high school. Except for the fact that they are still single in their late thirties, in the eyes of outsiders, Mr. Yu and Mr. Qi from Beijing can be said to be perfect sons-in-law with outstanding looks and talents. Until one night. Yu Wei drove to the riverside, finished smoking a cigarette, and planned to end this life of honor and disgrace, but unexpectedly—— "Why are you here?!" A few meters away, one of Qi Muyan's legs had already crossed the guardrail. Otherwise, they are mortal enemies. They both chose to end their lives here today. The tacit understanding is perfect. But the only bad thing is: who will die first? You know, as they are mortal enemies, if one of them dies, the other will definitely not be able to escape responsibility. And how could they allow each other to enjoy the blessing first! Why don't we dance together? Who knows what the vital capacity of his mortal enemy is? If I hold it in for one more second, I won't lose! Yu Wei: "I came first." Qi Muyan: "If you are blind, just go and see." Yu Wei took out his cell phone with his backhand and said, "Uncle policeman, someone committed suicide." Qi Muyan:? But if you don't die today, what day will you die? This is another problem. Not only do they have to continue the confrontation, but they also worry that the other party will die before they do. The competitive spirit in their bones will never allow the other to succeed first! So Yu Wei made a phone call every day to make sure his rival survived today. Qi Muyan was as wary of him as he was of a thief, and would even make a video call in the middle of the night. Who would have thought that the outside world would start to spread rumors—— Surprise! Chairman Yu and Chairman Qi are together! Yu Wei:? I'm just afraid that he will enjoy happiness before me... Qi Muyan: +1 Yu Wei really didn't believe Qi Muyan, so he packed up and moved next door to his archrival. He stretched out two fingers, pointing at his own eyes for a while and Qi Muyan's for a while, and mouthed: "I will always stare at you." Qi Muyan was not to be outdone: "I will also give this sentence to you." The two of them stared closer and closer, from the villa next door to the room next door, and then to the quilt next door. Yu Wei lay flat on the bed, looking at the ceiling of Qi Muyan's bedroom, always feeling that something was not right. So he asked: "Do you think it's weird now?" "What, you gave up on seeking death and planned to admit defeat?" Yu Wei:...... There is no word lose in his life dictionary! He turned over and held the person tightly in his arms, "Are you kidding? I'm just afraid that you will die secretly." Demining: 1. Attack is sick × Shou is sick (literally, really sick) 2. Mad dogs bite each other (biting each other to death) 3. The length is very short, about 10,000 words (if it exceeds the limit, it will be mine). Overall it's quite funny and can't be thought over. 4. Do not enter if you are in extreme KK situations Life seems to be opaque everywhere, but there is always hope. This article is also known as: "Two Backlit Sunflowers" Explanation: Two sunflowers with light on their backs can only survive by absorbing the light from each other. ​2026/3/19 Intention: Born toward the sun