Hello, May I Marry You?

[Hello, may I marry you? Bai Cexing looked at the 99th spam email in his mailbox and twitched the corner of his mouth. Without exception, these emails were all written in the most polite tone and saying the most outrageous things - wanting to marry him. Is the marriage situation so serious now? Although these emails were not sent from the same account - he blocked each one because they came. But Bo Cexing can guarantee that this is the same person. On the 100th day, when the 100th email popped up, Bo Cexing couldn't bear it anymore and replied: "I don't want the ugly ones." The other end came back very quickly - [I look pretty good] Bo Cexing threw another hundred deliberately difficult questions, such as—— [I don't want to be over 30 years old] [I don't want to snore while sleeping] [I don't want those who don't like spicy food] … Resolve the opposite sides one by one: [I am 28 years old this year] [Sleep without snoring] I can eat with you … I was determined to marry him. So Bo Cexing started the first love in his life - online dating. In interstellar year 6095, Bo Cexing, who is number one on the rich list, is in love. The specific manifestation is: holding the virtual device all day long and laughing like a fool* Bai Cexing felt very beautiful. The more he got to know her, the more he fell in love with this online dating partner. He even fantasized about his wife and children having sex on the bed after marriage. Until the two met at the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau—— Bai Cexing was shocked: "Why are you a man?!" Ning Luo: "You didn't ask." Bo Cexing was silent because he really didn't ask. But it doesn't matter. Now you can get married to a man. You've come here, so you can't go away in vain. So he got the certificate from the person that day, packed the person up and took him home. After marriage—— Bai Cexing: "What?! You still want to go to the battlefield?!" Ning Luo: "Well, I am the commander of Army A." Bo Cexing:? What's going on? —— 1V1, double clean, one year younger A gong who is rich but is aggressive with others (only generous to his wife) A sweet cookie that both got together for money and love in the end. It's not very long. Demining: 1. Shou didn't really like Gou at first, but later on he really loved him (he was so stupid, what bad intentions could he have) 2. Gong likes to have convulsions (comes from a funny article) 3. There may be a little misunderstanding in the later stage, for example, Gong (looking up at the sky at 45°): He doesn't love me, I want to kill myself with money! 4. This is a writing practice. The author has poor writing skills, no plot, and dead logic. 2026/3/10 Intention: Be polite