Whistle whistle or whistle to whistle or whistle to whistle?
Stinky fart attack × Stinky fart receiving
Chen Zhuo and Yi Yue are both sentinels and have been rivals for more than ten years, often fighting with each other manically.
After graduating from the military academy and going to the battlefield, the two of them had to compete to see who could kill more strange beasts.
It just so happened that the two of them came from the same lineage and really understood each other, so no one could win against the other.
As they grow older and become increasingly mentally unstable, finding a guide is almost imminent.
Chen Zhuo put his arm on Yi Yue's shoulders and joked, "It would be great if we could be together."
Yi Yue put aside his hand on his shoulder and gave him a blow.
"If you want to die young, try it."
Until a certain mission, the two fell into the lair of a strange beast.
Chen Zhuo: "Hey, we're both going to die. I haven't even kissed you for the first time. Can you let me kiss you?"
Yi Yue nodded decisively, "Okay, let me kiss you too."
After the kiss, the two held hands and waited for death.
Unexpectedly, what was waiting for them was rescue - the light of the flashlight shone right on their clasped hands.
From then on, the news that the Commander of Army A and the Commander of Army B were having an affair spread across the stars, making a large number of guides cry and make many people worry: They have no guide, what will happen if they become manic in the future?
Neither Chen Zhuo nor Yi Yue mentioned that night again, nor did they argue. Occasionally, they would even give each other meat buns.
Until one night in the middle of the night, Chen Zhuo fell into a riot. Yi Yue's mental body snake ran over and trapped the mental body little wolf who was suffering along with Chen Zhuo.
Chen Zhuo, who was comforted, said: "No, how are you really a guide?"
Yi Yue: "Only half an hour every night."
Chen Zhuo said nothing and narrowed his emerald green eyes. "So you can really be mine..."
Yi Yue: "Get lost."
Later one day, Yi Yue fell into mania.
Chen Zhuo smiled and called out his little wolf. "Oops, I forgot to mention, I also become a guide for half an hour during the day, so do you want it?"
2026/1/24
Intention: Rivals, kiss each other