There's Not One Decent Person in Your Sect

Blurb:

Du Qingyi is the only max-level expert in the cultivation world, as well as a famously frail beauty.

He once dug out two Divine Dao Bones with his bare hands, sealed himself with twenty-six seals, scattered the bones in different places, and vanished without a trace.

Later, he is reborn, but mistakenly believes he has transmigrated into a book.

To make matters worse, the side effects of rebirth have not only erased his memory of the plot, but formatted his brain as well.

The System crashes and reboots too, retaining only the instinct to trick its Host.

With his memories gone, Du Qingyi disguises himself and wanders the world every day in search of great opportunities.

He thinks he’s finding opportunities for his disciple, unaware that the treasure-hunting route planned by the System is full of the twenty-six bones he threw away years ago.

I’m searching for myself. This is terrifying.

His disciple, Gong Chenxiang, is a ruthless man with two souls in one body.

Most of the time, he’s a well-behaved disciple. Whenever things get difficult, he switches to his powerful adult form, the max-level master who lives inside him.

As a result, the entire cultivation world sees that sickly man from Fuyun Sect leading his disciple around, picking fights, starting brawls, and extorting people, all under the grand excuse of “a sect team-building activity.”

Gong Chenxiang is forged into a young cultivation prodigy through a string of leftover opportunities, which he steals, though they’re actually the bones being reclaimed.

Later, Du Qingyi is poisoned and reduced to a cripple, then kidnapped by the Demon Realm to become its queen.

Gong Chenxiang flies into a rage, fuses his two souls, and goes on a killing spree in the Demon Realm to take him back.

But he’s too late. His master self-destructs before his eyes.

[A Little Scene]

The day Du Qingyi self-destructs.

Gong Chenxiang holds the cold corpse, eerily calm. “You’d better really be dead. If I find your remnant soul, I’ll lock you away in the inner palace for all eternity…”

Du Qingyi’s soul floats nearby, feeling as if his ears have been sullied.

The System asks cautiously, “Host, are we still going ahead with the fake-death plan?”

Du Qingyi grits his teeth. “Fake death, my ass! Didn’t you hear him say he wants r… me?!”

Content warnings:

Important: The protagonist who gets pursued has a truly terrible memory!!!

1. Not traditional, serious cultivation fiction.

2. Silly comedy.

3. The System won’t appear often.

4. The logic is average, and the story won’t be especially true to ancient customs.

▲Upcoming story: "The Sixth Prince’s Baby in the Bodyguard’s Arms"

Blurb:

Fu Xining transmigrates into the body of Bodyguard Sixteen in an old-school political intrigue novel. The original owner died suddenly after staying up all night on watch. As soon as he takes over this body, he discovers a fatal problem.

Bodyguard Sixteen is a male who can get pregnant.

He thinks he can hide in the bodyguard camp and coast through life. But one night, the Sixth Prince, Li Ancheng, gets drunk. Fu Xining feels sorry for him and gives him a hand, only to be pinned to the bed and thoroughly taken.

Before dawn, he gets dressed and bolts.

When the Sixth Prince, Li Ancheng, wakes up and sees the marks on the bed, he orders his men to search every inch of the place until they find the person from last night.

Fu Xining clutches his waist and thinks: I’m done for. This job is going to get me killed.

The Sixth Prince searches for over a month without finding him, until he notices that Bodyguard Sixteen throws up whatever he eats and gags at the smell of anything greasy.

He begins testing him discreetly, offering him sour plums, assigning him to the inner residence, and talking with him late at night, gradually backing Fu Xining into a corner.

As Fu Xining’s belly grows day by day, he fears he’ll be executed as a monster. So he resigns in the middle of the night and uses his savings to buy a rundown little house.

But after only a few peaceful days, the Sixth Prince, Li Ancheng, personally drags him back to the estate.

Li Ancheng grips his chin. “Run, then. Why did you stop?”

Fu Xining’s legs go weak. “Your Highness, I… I’m a male who can bear children.”

Li Ancheng smiles. “I know.”

Fu Xining is stunned. “You know?”

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