A multitasking foodie hamster bottom and a venerable immortal who woke up homeless top
The little hamster Cha Zhizhi had a tiny head and big worries.
First, what should he do after cultivating a human form? Second, the granary was empty, and there was no rice to eat.
Just then, a System descended from the heavens. [Kiddo, get a job!]
And so Cha Zhizhi embarked on a path called "part-time work."
[Zhizhi, someone is offering 300 spirit stones for a mining job, paid daily! Must have a keen sense for spirit stones.]
Cha Zhizhi: I'm in! I have a hundred years of experience treasure-hunting at night.
[Zhizhi, someone is offering 8,000 spirit stones for a keen-eared messenger! Must be able to relay the cultivation secrets of the immortals atop Cloud Peak.]
Cha Zhizhi: I'm in! I'll even throw in some exclusive gossip.
[Zhizhi, someone is being hunted and is offering 50,000 spirit stones for a scapegoat! Must be willing to risk your life.]
Cha Zhizhi: I'm in! No one can beat my playing-dead skills.
Since Cha Zhizhi worked hard and successfully juggled several jobs, the System unlocked the reward pool and gave him special permission to collect his rewards.
Cha Zhizhi's eyes lit up. In the middle of the night, he dragged a sack stuffed with prizes back to the granary.
And that's not all. The next day, the System brought more good news. [Zhizhi, a venerable immortal is hiring a long-term worker. Easy work, lots of pay, ten to five!]
Cha Zhizhi: An actual immortal!
The venerable immortal was handsome, quiet, and never picked fights. The benefits and salary were excellent. Compared to his previous clients, Cha Zhizhi felt he was about to fall in love with the immortal.
But later, he discovered that the immortal was following him suspiciously at night...
Cha Zhizhi: O.O?
...Something about this didn't seem quite right.
The moment Xie You opened his front door after emerging from seclusion, he froze.
His home had been robbed...
Xie You: They dare rob my home? Is this a provocation?
He put out a broad recruitment call, using it as bait to lure in the enemy.
One day, strange noises came from the storeroom again. The enemy was here.
Xie You flashed into the bushes and glanced over.
A little hamster was dragging a sack more than ten times its size out of the house, muttering about how generous the rewards were.
Xie You: ...
Has my home become a granary?
Bonus scene:
Xie You: (expressionless.jpg) I'll bury a little treasure today, and one day I'll get a gutsy little thief in return
Cha Zhizhi: (packing up the treasure) (turns back, confused) Huh, am I what you got in return?
Xie You: (silent) (stunned) (certain) Yes. I got a wife.
P.S.:
1. I'll update according to the ranking schedule when there's a ranking. Otherwise, I'll update every other day.
2. There are currently two or three chapters where the top acts like a "dad," but! He's not actually a dad! He has no experience, it's purely for comedy ().
3. Hope you enjoy reading, babies! If you're interested, would you be willing to add this to your favorites? O3O
Theme: Live life positively.
