Doomed After Taking Someone Else's Place to Ascend!!!

Ye Huixue, the number-one goofball in the cultivation world, did two earth-shattering things after transmigrating into a book:

First, he got incredibly lucky and took the Sword Venerable's place when the latter ascended.

Second, he had terrible luck and burned down the immortal shrine he was supposed to guard.

He had been an immortal for barely a day when the Heavenly Emperor kicked him into the reincarnation well. He was reborn three times, and every time he ran straight into that cold-faced original:

First life, he turned into a bird-man and was shot out of the sky by the Sword Venerable while flying along minding his own business.

Second life, he became a snake demon, cowering in a cave, only for the Sword Venerable to flick him away with a single sword stroke.

Third life, at last, he was human! Unfortunately, he had a primordial chaos body. Wealth is a crime when one possesses it without fault!

Unsurprisingly, he became the Sword Venerable's prospective cultivation vessel, and the Sword Venerable easily seized his life gate.

Ye Huixue's eyes brimmed with tears. "Sword Venerable, please hear me out!"

The Sword Venerable looked down at him and sneered. "Hear what? How you took someone else's place? Or how you're now... perfectly suited to be refined into a cultivation vessel?"

Ye Huixue promptly threw himself at him and clung to his waist, blurting out, "I can do all kinds of tricks. I can keep you entertained, and I can change faces..."

The Sword Venerable glanced at him. "Oh? Do it now!"

"Swish, swish!" Ye Huixue performed his Peking opera face-changing trick, watching the Sword Venerable's face slowly darken.

In his panic, he blurted out, "I'm fair and beautiful, I can charm the guests in the front hall and cook in the kitchen, and I'm great at serving people... Being your pampered husband is a much better deal than being your cultivation vessel!"

The Sword Venerable looked him over from head to toe, his voice dangerous. "Not a bad idea."

Later, Ye Huixue was thoroughly refined until he was crisp on the outside and tender within. All he could do was clutch his aching waist and grit his teeth!

2. Xing Sihui, the number-one cultivation fanatic in the cultivation world, had cultivated bitterly for a hundred years and was on the verge of ascending, only to have a mortal fall from the sky and steal his place.

That bastard flirted with him in three lives, then finally lay in his arms, blinking and saying he wanted to be a pampered husband.

He pinched the other's chin and finally gave in. "What a waste to make you a cultivation vessel. As my pampered wife, you'll be just right."

#Sharp-tongued, soft-hearted, scheming top x clingy, coquettish, lovable bottom#

1. Lighthearted, sweet, and satisfying. One-on-one romance with a happy ending.

2. Funny daily life, fighting monsters, and leveling up. Saving the world and helping those in need are just things they happen to do along the way.

3. We're all on the same side. Whether you or I become immortal makes no difference!

(Blurb revised on 2026.1.11 | Screenshot saved as proof)

Theme: Cling to a powerful ally and turn things around at the brink of disaster.