[Flexible, sweet-talking, dramatic cowardly bottom × poker-faced, secretly sulky and stubborn Ghost King top]
Lin Zhen is a fake talisman peddler who makes a living as a fortune-teller. He transmigrates into the body of a beggar in ancient times, who's on the verge of starving to death.
But there's always a way out. He sees that the county magistrate's office is hiring a heavenly master.
Lin Zhen: What a coincidence. That's right up my alley.
But why are there actual ghosts in the mansion? Aaaaaah!
A vicious ghost chases him relentlessly, and Lin Zhen starts to think he's really going to die here.
Just as he's run out of options, his System arrives!
【Ding! Welcome to the Underworld Livestream】
【Rules: Fulfill the wishes of the little evil spirits and earn ghost-hunting tools. Care to give it a try?】
Lin Zhen: Let's give it a shot.
And that's how he found the Ghost King.
Great, now all the ghosts chasing him have run off, and all that's left is this Ghost King, sharpening his knife and coming for him.
Lin Zhen has a flash of inspiration and throws himself at the man's legs. "O-old... I mean, husband! I'm your wife, separated from you for eight hundred years!"
The Ghost King looks down at him, then suddenly smiles.
A chill runs down Lin Zhen's back.
Why does that smile look so sinister?
Later, Lin Zhen is forced (and quite happily) to work himself to the bone for the Ghost King, make money for him, act as his lackey, and warm his bed...
One day, he finally can't take it anymore. Rubbing his aching lower back, he runs off with the silver he's earned.
Before he gets two miles away, his shabby livestream suddenly flashes with a thousand Ghost New Year gifts: 【Yan (60LV): Wife, having fun running away?】
Lin Zhen shudders.
He turns around to see the Ghost King leaning against a wall, smiling faintly.
Oh, crap!
A great man knows when to yield! Lin Zhen smoothly drops to his knees, wraps his arms around the Ghost King's slim waist, and sobs (fake tears): "555... Dear husband, I really know I was wrong this time."
#I only wanted to pose as a fortune-teller. How did I end up as a streamer?#
#I thought livestreaming would make me rich, but the Ghost King became my sugar daddy#
Reader's guide:
1. The characters aren't perfect. Everything serves the plot.
2. The setting is fictional. The mysticism draws on material found online as well as the author's invention. Please don't take it too seriously.
3. Plot > romance
Preview of an upcoming novel
The honest Xu Zhi transmigrates into a story about a man marrying another man, as a male concubine, no less.
Xu Zhi is stunned. Fortunately, his "husband" doesn't seem to like men, and Xu Zhi doesn't like men either.
Xu Zhi: What do you mean, a male concubine? I don't get it. I'd better keep my head down and stay alive.
Until the System assigns him a mission: Stop the Zhou brothers from developing an inappropriate attachment and preserve their normal brotherly relationship.
Xu Zhi stares in shock and confusion, but the System only gives a vague explanation: get the two brothers to treat each other like brothers, and the mission will count as a success.
All right. For the sake of coming back to life, honest Xu Zhi will give it his all!
First, he quietly observes them for a while:
The wicked-bamboo younger brother, Zhou Yang, has a violent temper and loves to defy his older brother, challenging him at every turn.
The good-bamboo older brother is gentle and proper, always putting up with his younger brother and giving way to him.
Xu Zhi reaches a conclusion: Start with the wicked one!
So, while the two are acting like "brothers," he timidly steps in. "Second Master... Big Master is so good to you. An older brother is like a father. I'm so envious of the bond between you two."
He deliberately emphasizes the word "brothers," his eyes fluttering with a pointed hint: Get it? You're brothers!
Second Master Zhou, already furious after his older brother's barbed remarks, gets even angrier at this.
He kicks Xu Zhi, about to order someone to drag him away and sell him, but when his furious gaze lands on this presumptuous servant, he suddenly pauses.
Second Master Zhou has always had a soft spot for beautiful things. Interest fills his face. "How did someone as lively as you end up beside my dull older brother? Why don't you come with me instead?"
The eldest Zhou brother watches, displeased. He's used to controlling everything, and that includes this male concubine whom he doesn't actually dislike. Besides, the young man is pure-hearted, obedient, and well-behaved.
As Xu Zhi dutifully completes his mission, he sees the brotherly bond he's helped foster growing more and more "normal and deep." He thinks victory is within reach.
Until the System sounds an alarm: the two brothers are in bed together.
Xu Zhi is horrified and rushes into the room, only to see the usually dignified and gentle Big Master gripping Second Master's throat. "I'll say it again: he's your sister-in-law."
Second Master Zhou isn't the least bit afraid, his eyes and brows full of provocation. "He could be your younger brother's husband, too. We look alike, after all. He might not be in love with you."
#Stop fighting, I'm really straight#
Theme: Good and evil are repaid in kind, and life is fleeting
I'm laughing so hard, who calls me "wife" every day?
I also really want to watch the story of love and love [please] I have to go to school tomorrow [crying] [crying] [crying]
Lulu, a big change! [Spread flowers]
Back! I think it's beautiful [spread flowers] [spread flowers] [spread flowers] It's so beautiful, so pretty
Woohoo, I will start school tomorrow afternoon. Luoluo will definitely read a few more chapters when I come back.
Luoluo, why can't I slide after Chapter 19? Is it stuck?
Let's have fun together, it's so cute! By the way, who didn't have a dream of becoming an emperor when they were young?
Have fun together, when will I update 50 chapters in one go?
I feel like this black mist is so cute [cat head]
Good luck in the exam =w= I'm a little bit dead T T