The Entire Wasteland Speaks Chinese

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The author dreamed up the following absurd blurb and impulsively rewrote it:

[Hot Topic] [Pinned] How unlucky can you get if you don't wear red underwear during your zodiac year?

[Top Answer] Thanks for the invite. I'm on a desolate planet, just came out of a wormhole. I've been a human from Earth all my life, and now I'm a human from Earth who's no longer on Earth. I currently work at a super-advanced Chinese-language academy on a desolate planet, earning two wine fruits a day.

I know this subject well, so let me share my experience:

1. You might run into the end of the world on an ordinary walk home from work.

2. You might step into a wormhole and transmigrate to outer space.

3. In case anyone thinks I'm humblebragging by calling myself unlucky after such an incredible experience as transmigrating, here's a brief description of my current situation: Civilization doesn't exist, my life isn't safe, and I can't understand a word my alien beastmen buddies say.

4. After saying the wrong thing, you might inexplicably end up with a beastman husband.

That's all. Learn from my mistakes, respect your zodiac deity, and don't end up like me.

Please delete if this violates anything.

Thanks.

Too many people here know me, and I have a vested interest, so I'm posting anonymously.

[Top Comment] Alien Net, sharing another story you just made up.

[Top Comment] Could you at least make your story believable? Everyone knows the only ones living on the desolate planet are our Beast Star's Second Prince and his wife! And you're saying you ended up with a husband out of nowhere after saying the wrong thing? Are you the Second Prince's delusional admirer or the princess consort's hater? Our consort's confession was so sincere! Do you even understand the romance of crossing species and civilizations?

[Top Comment] Just asking, why is having a husband unlucky?

[Top Comment] Consort, your husband just got his comrades to pinpoint your hiding place. Good luck.

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*A lucky story about an unlucky person who transmigrates to an alien planet after the end of the world, clings to a beastman for survival, and inexplicably ends up with a beastman husband.

Tsundere beastman seme (Ming An) × imaginative, sarcastic shou (Yan Qi)

Lighthearted, no angst, with original alien-world worldbuilding

Theme: Language is a bridge for communication.