To improve the quality of life of the beloved white moonlight who had returned home, and reduce the chances of his getting caught up in a melodramatic love triangle, the White Moonlight Protection Alliance studied hard and prepared carefully. On the day Ruan Tang graduated, they held a special meeting titled "A White Moonlight's Survival Guide: Things Ruan Tang Should Pay Special Attention to After Returning Home."
The meeting focused on "Things a white moonlight should do after returning home." It also reported on issues such as "Ruan Tang's childhood friend secretly pining for him for decades, then searching for someone who resembles him to use as a substitute." The alliance analyzed the root causes in depth and sternly instructed the responsible party, Ruan Tang, to study the material carefully and avoid such situations as much as possible.
Ruan Tang was baffled by the White Moonlight Protection Alliance's contributions and explanations, and offered three points in response to the meeting: First, what is all this nonsense, and what does it have to do with me? Second, can someone do something about this? I've only had a sandwich today, and you're all crying here so the waitstaff can't even serve the food. Third, I'm going out to eat at McDonald's. Do whatever you want.
This meeting did not sound a single alarm for Ruan Tang. Worse, while trying to avoid it, he unexpectedly met a blue-eyed man and became entangled with him. Next, Ruan Tang will return home in astonishing fashion, completely oblivious and with his head full of nothing, blithely getting caught up in the very romantic battlefield the meeting warned about. He'll claim the throne as the beloved white moonlight, win the heart of the substitute uke, earn the affection of a handsome man, and help prop up the melodrama market, all while doing his part to lower the chances of a peaceful life for returning white moonlights.
*Oblivious, sunny white moonlight uke (Ruan Tang) x sly, love-struck white moonlight seme (Qi Yan)
The main plot is romance. An important side plot teaches the substitute uke how to dump his scumbag boyfriend and live happily on his own.
Thinking it over, pausing updates for a bit // I dug up an old story I wrote before, so I've changed all the main and supporting characters' names. 26.09.06
Theme: Be yourself and love yourself