The Sky Screen Says I'm a Tyrant?!

Poor overworked office drone Ji Huachen transmigrates and becomes the only daughter of the emperor and empress. The good news: the emperor has no other children. The bad news: the court has been pressuring her parents to adopt an heir from the imperial clan.

Ji Huachen: ? Wait, isn't this wrong? My family really does have an imperial throne to inherit, but I'm an only child! Give my throne back!

Luckily, her parents manage to stall until Ji Huachen is ten, and she's still their only child. When ten-year-old Ji Huachen overwhelms the court with her silver tongue, someone speaks up on her behalf.

No, not someone. Something speaks up for her.

[Today, let's take a look at the greatest emperor in the history of the Great Xia Dynasty, and a tyrant of an emperor: Ji Huachen!]

[Some of you with a poor grasp of history might be wondering: How can she be both the greatest emperor of all time and a tyrant? The truth is, her achievements were so great that no matter how you rank her, you can't keep her out of the top three greatest emperors. And... she was far too lustful!]

[That's right. The greatest stain on the life of our Emperor Wen De Wu Lie Zhao Ming was... being a little too lustful, and... mostly lusting after men close at hand!]

[The prime minister, who stood shoulder to shoulder with her and is an indispensable figure in the history books, was summoned by our Emperor Zhao Ming three times a day. In his autobiography, he wrote that he once served His Majesty at the inkstone with his clothes in disarray. A beautiful man to scent the ink, and all I can say is, Your Majesty, you certainly know how to enjoy yourself. Clothes in disarray, no less! Ah, no, we shouldn't do that. Good kids, don't imitate this!]

[The great general, who could march thirty li on a campaign without breaking a sweat and rout the Xiongnu with a fearsome display, once got drunk and knelt at the palace gates, crying and begging His Majesty to let him in. At least eight of his colleagues wrote about it, and a bunch of historians used it to criticize his moral character and argue he shouldn't be enshrined in the Lingyan Pavilion... Well, all I can say is, don't drink and drive, and don't drive after drinking. When a man is really drunk... well, you know how it goes!]

[And there's more...]

No more!!!

Ten-year-old Ji Huachen, who had just overwhelmed the court with her silver tongue, now faced the fiery gaze of the civil and military officials. She wanted nothing more than to find a crack in the ground and disappear.

Wait, no, listen to me! I'm not that kind of lustful person!

What the civil and military officials heard: The greatest emperor of all time! The greatest emperor of all time is standing right in front of us?! We're in!

Her parents: Our daughter! We're so proud of you!

Ten-year-old Ji Huachen was fretting over being an only child. Twenty-three-year-old Ji Huachen...

Was busy trying to escape all the handsome men around her. No, um, what's going on with this sky screen? Why does it only talk about how I'm a tyrant? Why doesn't it mention that these men cling to me more tightly than pythons!!!

Every time the young top scholar saw Ji Huachen, he seemed to lose all reason. He didn't care that there were maids and guards nearby. He just kept taking off his clothes to show off his gorgeous curves and the results of his workouts.

Ji Huachen had no choice but to make him her personal companion. At least he'd get some time with the classics!

The stunning hostage prince from an enemy kingdom wore thin clothes and insisted on selling himself to bury his father, his older brother, his younger brother, and then his entire family.

Ji Huachen was kindhearted, so she took an army home with him. She brought back his twin younger brother, along with the good news that everyone else in his family was dead.

And then there was the spirited young man, the gentle and affectionate Commander of the Embroidered Uniform Guard...

Ji Huachen: Good thing I'm the emperor. Otherwise, how many sincere hearts would I have to disappoint!

At thirty-five, Ji Huachen was in the prime of her life when a man, counting on his good looks, tried to poison her and force her to give up power?

Ji Huachen, who had him killed without a second thought: ? I may be lustful, but I won't give up my power! Thank you. Given the choice between the realm and a beauty, I'll choose the realm!

#Now that I have power, what's wrong with indulging myself? When I was an overworked office drone, I couldn't fall for everyone I met. Now that I'm emperor, I'll give it a try!

#? Men, don't be so materialistic. Deal with your own broken family!

#Entering VIP on July 14

Check out my upcoming story: So You Really Think I'm the Han Dynasty?

Liu Jiayao transmigrates into a time of chaos. The good news: it's not a dynasty from known history.

Great, I'm free!

The bad news: Liu Jiayao can't introduce herself properly, so she copies Liu Bei's introduction: "I am Liu Aotian, courtesy name Jiayao, descendant of Liu Sheng, Prince Jing of Zhongshan, son of Emperor Jing of Han. The realm is in chaos, and I intend to pacify the Central Plains and restore the Han Dynasty."

What a great introduction! Jiayao means a good omen, and an omen signifies Heaven's mandate. The mandate is mine, so I'm Aotian. Liu Aotian! How creative!

But these people really start calling her Liu Aotian, and really believe she intends to restore the Han Dynasty!

Wait, do you even have a Han Dynasty here?!

A whole bunch of people are crying and begging to become my strategists, vanguard soldiers, lackeys...

Wait, let me mentally prepare first. I've never rebelled before...

In later generations, she's remembered as the white-robed chancellor who remained chaste for His Majesty and never married. In truth, he married the nation. His Majesty, it's cold. Put on this imperial robe.

The Assistant Minister of Revenue is remembered as a traitor who acted as His Majesty's front man. In truth, she was a favored consort serving as His Majesty's front woman. Your Majesty, I don't care about my good name. I only ask to remain by your side.

And later generations...

Liu Jiayao: Ha! My rumored lovers include men and women. You really do think I'm the Han Dynasty!

Theme: Keep your feet on the ground, but look to the stars