Every two hundred years, the Alliance holds a planetary elimination tournament.
As the name suggests, citizens from ten planets compete in fair and impartial matches. The planet that ranks last will be expelled from the Alliance and become a lonely wanderer, exiled in the galaxy.
Pu Xinbai is weak, the kind of weak who gets winded after walking for ten minutes, making everyone around him suspect he'll drop dead at any moment. And yet he is the one chosen to be the 'savior.'
His teammates and the spectators watching the competition all think they're doomed to lose.
When the contestants are assigned abilities, he gets yet another ability that practically guarantees defeat.
The others either have devastating attack power, incredible support abilities, or rare healing powers. But their group, as if cursed by the god of misfortune, draws a collection of bizarre things:
'A rusty Tang sword,' 'a dirty pair of panties,' 'summon a boyfriend,' and other options no one can make sense of.
The first two are one thing, but how can 'summon a boyfriend' even be an option?!
Then the following scenes unfold:
First, they are matched against the planet favored to win the tournament, whose team also gets the most powerful ability of all: rewinding time. No matter how you look at it, there's no way the team with panties, a Tang sword, and a boyfriend can win.
But somehow, they do.
"What's that? Why do I see a wobbly emperor penguin chasing people with a chainsaw? How can an ordinary chainsaw do that?!"
"It has to be rigged! This has to be rigged!"
The elimination tournament consists of multiple rounds. Pu Xinbai's team racks up points early on, while the physically weakest member, Pu Xinbai, is protected until the end.
Though that isn't entirely accurate.
A massive python with a thick, pitch-black body and cold, scarlet slit pupils is wrapped around him, intent on keeping him trapped in its nest for some unspeakable activities.
If they don't work hard, they'll be the ones left behind to face the python!
Pu Xinbai: "..."
Just let him go! He really isn't into that human-snake stuff!
Capybaras are supposed to be quiet and laid-back, but this one is as energetic as a husky. It leaps around, showing off its singing voice and making a racket.
Pu Xinbai expressionlessly clamps a hand over the capybara's mouth. When will his boyfriend realize that even a donkey sounds better than he does when he sings?!
All it takes for his teammates to go from despair to becoming expressionless traitors who hunt down the Alliance is Pu Xinbai, summoning all sorts of monstrous boyfriends to train them.
No one can understand how desperate Pu Xinbai was at first, because he... didn't have a boyfriend at all!
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