The Strongest Little One Is a Sage of the Swords

[Putting this on hold for now! I'll update when I have time! Don't follow it!] After being chased by monsters, Xiao Jie unexpectedly meets a sword spirit and becomes the youngest Saniwa in the Time Government. He also makes a close friend. A normal sortie should involve defeating the Time Retrograde Army, who want to alter history. But for some reason, every place they go ends up being the present day... The orange-haired boy who rode a motorcycle down from the sky makes Xiao Jie think he's being unreasonable. When he hears the name "Zhongya," he remembers that the guy once robbed him and Xiao Ye! "Damn you, Dazai! Go die!!" Watching the guy get kicked so fast he becomes a blur, Xiao Jie is puzzled. Wasn't his name Tsushima Shuji? Dazai, completely unconcerned by his disheveled appearance, gets up and says with a subtle, boastful tone, "This is the doggy I found. He may be short and tiny, but he can fly really high~" Amid the furious shouting in the background, Xiao Jie has only one thought: Why has this guy, who teased me about my height, grown another inch in the few days since we last met?! By the time the Gojo clan has lost track of their divine child again, they've learned to wait calmly. Otherwise... They'd have to be able to wrest him away from those Tsukumogami first!! Who could have guessed the divine child's close friend would be even more of a troublemaker than him? The Gojo clan wouldn't be surprised if those two someday tore the whole jujutsu world apart. After finishing a mission, teenage Gojo recognizes at a glance that the person across from him is his friend's younger self. Teenage Geto at the cake shop is just as sure that the dessert machine across from him is his friend's younger self. Shoko, dissecting a body, coldly stares at the two faces in front of her. No matter how cute they look now, it won't change the fact that they'll grow up to be scumbags! Meanwhile, the Honmaru has fallen into chaos after losing its Saniwa, and the swords in charge are screaming in despair. The teenage duo egg their younger selves on to use the time-space converter again, and happen to run into Cult Leader Geto, who is using the Night Parade of a Hundred Demons to destroy the jujutsu world. Whoa~ Villain Geto is so cool! Two Gojo's, one big and one small, hide in the shadows, waiting for the perfect moment to make a dazzling entrance. Who could have known they'd see the two people walking into a hotel on the eve of the final battle... The Six Eyes fell silent. The sword-wielding men, who'd tracked them there, silently draw their blades. Anyone who covets their Saniwa under the name of friendship deserves to be judged, argh!!! Reader advisory: The Gojo/Geto pairing stays together and won't be reversed. Theme: The world is in tatters.