As one of the many NPCs who die in one episode of the shounen manga, my goal is to do my job well, take more orders every month, make more money, and get full marks for the perfect attendance award! However...
Can you guys stop stopping me from dying?
Death NPC Number 1: Snacks on the second string
The ghost with colorful eyes held me in his arms, tasted it slowly, and asked me if I wanted to go to the Paradise with him.
Extreme terror, pain, and blood.
No, brother.
If you want to eat, can you eat quickly? It's almost six o'clock. Don't delay me from catching up on dramas after get off work!
Then the next second, a group of teenagers with Nichirin swords flew up to rescue me and took me to a doctor.
Thanks, but I really don't need it?
The rescue failed, and I died amidst wailing sounds.
There is no overtime pay for 3 extra hours of work.
My drama has also finished broadcasting.
I eat lemon.
Death NPC number ②: Leader Jie's monkey
The black-haired young man in cassock looked at our group of monkeys indifferently, with indifferent disdain and murderous intent in his eyes.
Ah, the child who has gone astray.
But it looks like it will give me a good time, unlike the pervert above.
Just when I was fully expecting to get off work on time today, another young man with white hair suddenly appeared, doing something in the realm of 0.2 Seconds.
Then, I had cerebral palsy for a month.
The dog company still doesn't grant sick leave! Don't report work-related injuries!
My monthly salary is gone! Eat farts next month!
Death NPC number ③: Passerby who committed suicide
The time is quickly coming to the end of the month.
After learning the first two lessons, I started to take orders cautiously. My life was in my own hands, so I decided - Zisha.
I stood by the river, opened my arms to embrace the wind blowing in my face, thinking about this month's full attendance and performance bonuses. Tomorrow is a short vacation, and I felt free.
He jumped into the water without hesitation and found a man wrapped in bandages in the water.
We stared at each other for a full minute.
What a coincidence, you are also Zisha.
Hold the grass, I was snapped up!
"Um, buddy, I'm still one sales short of this month, can you let me die first?"
"... I'll pay you back next month."
★Can't I really die for no reason and become a billionaire?
★Go to work? Cows and horses are dead.
★Dazai: What kind of ideal job is this?
↑The stupid author also wants to do this, why are you recruiting people? Baby, I'll give you a referral fee.
Purpose: Don't love work, but also love life.