[Western Crossover] The Rich Guy’s Adoption Tradition

Oujiexun Peregelin Fuoerken is an unremarkable, wealthy Gothamite in a somewhat dark city, and, more or less, a well-known figure in the underworld.

One day, he went out for a walk and ran into a certain Dark Knight coming toward him. Strictly speaking, he felt a little guilty.

But things started to take a strange turn.

He started picking up kids, one after another. They all had eerily similar features: amber eyes and red hair, almost exactly alike. As he kept adopting children, Gotham's media turned its cameras on him, and he got the same treatment as the wealthy Wayne.

Oujiexun: I really don't have a thing for little boys, and I'm not going to discuss with the wealthy Wayne which kind of little boy has more flavor...

In the end, he could only keep going like this, until family conflicts erupted.

The eldest, Aolaier Kangshi: mature and steady, with a research obsession and far too much interest in superheroes.

The second, Lalaoluo: prudish and arrogant, with a nasty personality. He's had plenty of close encounters with villains and is dedicated to provoking the Bat Family.

The third, Kendi: fairly normal, a hopeless romantic.

The fourth, a daughter named Sailajieyi fu: perfectly normal! Dating young is not a problem!

Oujiexun: I'm never adopting another child!

Aolaier: Dad, you said the same thing when you adopted Luorui.

Oujiexun: You can't think everything is “Funny” just because your name has “Fenny” in it! It's just a name, not a My Little Pony cutie mark! You don't have to live up to it!

Lalaoluo: Isn't that funny, Dad?

Oujiexun: ...Am I supposed to laugh, SON?

Oujiexun: There's a traitor in our family. (solemnly)

Kendi: Not me.

Oujiexun: Stares.

Kendi: ...I only told my love a tiny bit of information.

Oujiexun: A tiny bit.

Kendi: A tiny bit. (firmly)

Oujiexun: Get out!!! All of you, get out!!!

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