This novel has been revised. The complete version is only available on Jinjiang. Sending love.
Next door: My Accidental Appearance on a Straight Guy Growth Variety Show, now updating.
Coming soon: The Spoiled Brat at Doctor Liang's House
-------Blurb-------
The Ye family has been in business for generations and is fabulously wealthy.
For decades, they've been locked in a bloody struggle with the Feng family, each trying to destroy the other.
Ye Fan woke up to find his parents sitting beside his bed, speaking earnestly.
His father said, "Son, your mom and I can't keep fighting anymore. We've decided to join forces with the Feng family."
Ye Fan: "Oh. Are you marrying his wife, or is Mom marrying her husband?"
His father: "Don't be ridiculous. You're marrying his son."
Ye Fan: "..."
His mother pulled out a marriage certificate. "I just had someone take care of it. Want to see?"
Ye Fan gritted his teeth. "Who the hell wants to see a photo of me with that pig-faced guy?"
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Question: How do you divorce a scumbag and ruin his reputation at the same time?
Answer: Hire someone to cuckold him, make a scene at his company, and leave him with nothing!
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On a whim, Ye Fan went to the company.
At first sight, he fell for a handsome, polished man his father had just fired.
He made the first move. "Hey, handsome. Would you consider a side gig wearing a guy's green hat?"
The man curved his lips ever so slightly. "Are you sure?"
Ye Fan: "Of course. As long as it makes me happy, I'll pay you well."
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At a family gathering,
Ye Fan's mother greeted them enthusiastically. "Son, this is your husband, Feng Gucheng. You haven't seen each other in ten years."
Ye Fan looked at the man he'd recently teased and groped,
and couldn't smile at all.
As for why I decided to keep my own husband,
I regret it too. :)
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To get under Feng Gucheng's skin, Ye Fan accepted a talent scout's introduction
and entered a talent competition show under an assumed name.
His handsome face and extraordinary musical talent made him an overnight sensation.
Ye Fan secretly delighted in the flood of comments calling him "husband,"
but one night, his drunk husband kicked open his door.
Feng Gucheng, no longer in control of himself, bit Ye Fan's lip hard and said something that made his heart race. "They call you husband, so what does that make me?"
1. A beautiful, sharp-tongued bottom who says one thing and means another x a devoted top who's cold on the outside and warm on the inside
2. The top is five years older. Both are each other's first. Happy ending. The bottom is a musical prodigy.
3. The bottom doesn't judge people by their looks and has a bit of a heartthrob aura.
4. The cover character design is not exclusive.
5. This is a work of fiction. Please don't apply it to real life.
6. You can't please everyone. If it's not for you, please stop reading. Kisses.
My Accidental Appearance on a Straight Guy Growth Variety Show updates daily.
[The cheeky flirt who loves stirring up trouble x the aloof, scheming elite]
Yi Yuan has a problem: his cousin has come out of the closet.
The thought of his cousin being pinned beneath a man scares him awake, even in his dreams.
To bring his cousin back to the right path, Yi Yuan signs him up for a straight guy growth variety show.
Later, he discovers that it's not a proper show at all. It's a show about finding gay men among straight guys!
To help his cousin hide his identity, Yi Yuan pretends to be gay and joins the show too.
He has disliked Contestant Number Three, Ji Chen, for a long time. Ji Chen is supposedly a once-in-a-century computer genius at the University of Science and Technology. But he's just an arrogant rich kid with an icy scowl, a scumbag who cheated on and hurt Yi Yuan's sister.
Yi Yuan can't let this go. He has to drag Ji Chen down with him.
Yi Yuan studies a guide to turning straight men gay and tries every trick in the book.
After showering, he accidentally puts on Ji Chen's shirt and walks around in front of him with his bare legs on display. "We're both straight, so you don't mind, right, big brother?"
Yi Yuan pretends to be drunk, clutches Ji Chen's collar, and burrows into his arms. "Big brother, I feel awful. Help me..."
Ji Chen is proud and aloof, and hates having people get close to him. But Yi Yuan alone gets to call him "bro," act like his buddy, drape an arm over his shoulder, even leave a hickey on his neck in public and casually brush his earlobe. "Big brother, this spot looks a little red."
The whole world thinks they're dating, but Yi Yuan doesn't take it seriously. "Don't make things up. We're just brothers in socialist camaraderie."
Ji Chen's cousin is planning a straight guy growth variety show.
Before it even airs, the show runs into trouble: every applicant is gay.
She has no choice but to sweet-talk her straight male cousin into filling a spot.
Before filming starts, she warns him, "Everyone except Contestant Number Six, Yi Yuan, is gay. Watch out."
After some time, Ji Chen asks, "Are you sure Number Six is straight?"
His cousin says confidently, "Don't worry. He's as straight as a ruler, just like you. He's pretending to be gay for the prize money and his little brother's sake."
As the show nears its end, Yi Yuan's cousin pushes open his room door. "You were right, bro. What's so great about men? I'm never falling in love again!"
Ji Chen lies on the bed, covers Yi Yuan's ears, and pulls him into his arms. "Shh, he had a long night. He hasn't woken up yet."
His cousin's eyes widen in shock: Help! What do I do if my cousin has turned gay?!
Bonus scene:
A tipsy Yi Yuan corners Ji Chen against the wall. "I've been trying so hard. Why haven't you taken the bait? Ji Chen, what the hell kind of dogsh... mmm?!"
Ji Chen silences him with a kiss, his hot breath lingering against Yi Yuan's lips. "Does that prove it?"
If it doesn't, we can do it again.
1. A baseball player from the physical education department bottom x a computer genius top
2. Two straight men turned gay, both are each other's first, happy ending. The top is two years older.
3. The top's breakup with the sister was a misunderstanding. He's never dated anyone.
The Spoiled Brat at Doctor Liang's House
[The ascetic old-fashioned type x the cutesy anime fan]
Yu Nian's inheritance comes with a condition: after his grandfather dies, Liang Songsheng will adopt him, and they'll get engaged once Yu Nian comes of age.
Yu Nian has just come of age this year.
They say Liang Songsheng is the youngest chief of neurosurgery. He has no sense of humor, is stern and impartial, and hates it when people act cute around him.
On a fan platform's dance-video section, Yu Nian has a million followers and is known as "The Sweetheart of the Internet." Clutching his inheritance documents, he trembles with fear. QAQ
Yu Nian moves into Liang Songsheng's home. To "survive," he deletes his dance videos, hides his cosplay outfits, and tries to get by in the cracks.
Yu Nian accidentally cuts his hand. "Ow, that hurts so much!"
Liang Songsheng passes by with a stern expression.
Yu Nian chokes back his tears. "It... it hurts like hell!"
Yu Nian sees a cute plush toy. "Wow, kawaii..."
Liang Songsheng passes by with a stern expression.
"Wow... wow, that's awesome!"
Once his door is closed, Yu Nian becomes the darling of the dance-video section again.
"Ohayou, minasan~"
"Nian-chan doesn't have a boyfriend, so please don't call me wife!"
"My nurse outfit hasn't arrived yet. I'll dance in it another day!"
In Liang Songsheng's memory, Yu Nian had been adorable as a child. But after returning from abroad this time, his little fiance had completely changed.
He never smiled, wore only oversized dark hoodies, called himself "this old man," and locked himself in his room every night.
One day, while away on a business trip, Liang Songsheng saw a colleague watching a faceless streamer on their phone. The streamer danced and chatted with fans.
"Dad's not home, so I'm super happy. I can stream now."
"Tonight, I'm Doctor Nian. If you don't behave, I'll give you a shot!"
"A uniform cosplay is fine, but no striptease, no way!"
Liang Songsheng recognized the antique painting passed down in his family in the video's background. He also recognized the white coat the little streamer was wearing, which had mysteriously disappeared from his closet.
Liang Songsheng: ...
Liang Songsheng takes off his white coat and hands it to him. "Dance to Paradise." Then he takes off his tie and black shirt. "Dance to Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun's 'Windy, Windy.'"
Finally, he picks up the nurse outfit by the pillow. "What should you dance to in this?"
Yu Nian timidly clutches the hem of his clothes. "A-anything..."
Liang Songsheng: "How about 'Renai Circulation'?"
Yu Nian takes the clothes and makes a run for it. "I'll go get ready."
Liang Songsheng grabs him with one hand and brings him back to the bedside. "Get ready here. Take it off as you dance."
Yu Nian curls up in his arms. Eyes red, he sniffs. "M-Mr. Liang, can we leave the rest for tomorrow?"
Liang Songsheng: "What, you don't call me Daddy anymore?"
Yu Nian draws in his ankle, covered in hickeys. I-I won't do it again. QAQ
1. The ascetic old-fashioned type x the cutesy anime fan
2. Age gap, size difference, both are each other's first, happy ending
3. Sweet, doting, and extremely indulgent.
Theme: Strive to become a better person.
Live streaming platform many years later: You may not believe it, but our platform is what it is today because a couple's misunderstanding (including vests) was resolved
Mr. Feng, come on. If you don't come, you're not a man.
Oh, this damn inspiration makes my back hurt
Ahhhhhh, so sweet and I like it(//?//). Finish spreading flowers
Throw flowers! So sweet, so sweet, so sweet!
The author's column [Pre-received] and [Finished] articles are also available!
Happy reading the article, I wish you happiness, what a tweet~
Wow, it's over so soon. The lovers finally got married. It's so sweet.
Live streaming platform many years later: You may not believe it, but our platform is what it is today because a couple's misunderstanding (including vests) was resolved
Mr. Feng, come on. If you don't come, you're not a man.
Oh, this damn inspiration makes my back hurt
Ahhhhhh, so sweet and I like it(//?//). Finish spreading flowers
Throw flowers! So sweet, so sweet, so sweet!
The author's column [Pre-received] and [Finished] articles are also available! Happy reading the article, I wish you happiness, what a tweet~
Wow, it's over so soon. The lovers finally got married. It's so sweet.
Hey, I finished reading it in one day! So sweet
What a sweet love, so good
Finished spreading flowers! ╮(‵▽′)╭