[One Piece] Can Even a Walking Stress Case Find Their Dream Friend?

You're Younei, the Support Emperor, and you've come to a New World with a support System.

The Support Emperor's classic line: Send me fifty bucks, and when I become the King of Support, I'll give you cheats!

How can a support player be a support player without teammates? You found your first teammate.

Pros: He's a cheerful, outgoing guy, and he can even breathe fire! He looks like a super-powerful damage dealer!

The only downside is that he can't understand a word you say.

After he does something stupid

You yell: Kid, you're invincible, you know that?!!!

Really? So that's how amazing I am in Younei's eyes!

You sneer: You're so bad.

What does "so bad" mean? Is it tasty?

You: ...

Did you even graduate from elementary school?

Most importantly! The Support Emperor has to get the kills. How could you not let him have them?

So when he became a double agent named Whitebeard, you immediately started looking for new teammates.

The Support Emperor is recruiting teammates online. For now, the requirements are: don't steal the Support Emperor's kills, and have enough sense to understand his "motivational" speeches to teammates.

The Support Emperor reserves the right to interpret these requirements.

Note: Although this blurb is written in the second person, the story itself is written in the third person.

Pairing: Someone who lets the Support Emperor have the kills!

Theme: Even a shift can find a dog who loves them