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"Myriad Lives" is a wildly popular ancient-style life simulator game, with branching storylines and countless chance encounters. Players can live myriad different lives.
With one casual roll of the dice, you got two golden talents: [Peerless Immortal Beauty] and [Supreme Culinary Spirit Root].
What more is there to say? Become a stunning chef.
[Age 0: You were born, and even passing dogs were captivated by your breathtaking looks.]
[Age 5: You slipped a laxative into the soup of a pompous old man with a fatherly air. He cried out that such a delicacy had never existed in this world. After three days of severe diarrhea, he spent the rest of his life searching for another bowl of this immortal soup.]
You are cruel and morally bankrupt, but your beauty and culinary skills more than make up for it.
[Age 18: A month before your wedding, an immortal passed by and exclaimed that you were born with the sacred constitution of a celestial chef. He immediately led you onto the path of immortality.]
Romance is no match for cultivating immortality, so you became a disciple of an immortal sect.
You were supposed to become a compassionate immortal who cared for all living beings, but unfortunately, you are a morally chaotic Paradox Interactive gamer.
Your What You See Is What You Get and Corpse Puppet Perpetual Motion techniques shook the cultivation world.
[Age 10,000: You attained immortality and ascended in broad daylight, leaving behind these words: All I wanted at the start was to be a chef.]
People wrote books and biographies about you, marveling at how you had broken free from the mundane world and embarked on the path of immortality from humble beginnings, enduring exclusion and hardship before forging a new path. They recounted how you founded a sect, faced slander and obstruction, and left behind a final testament of helplessness and heartbreak upon ascending to immortality.
You: This game is so fun ^_^
Reading Guide
(To be written when I think of something)
Theme: Eating is life's top priority