Lulu never imagined that a trip to the bathroom would send her flushing into another world, where a System possessed her and matched her with a knight codenamed "Yokohama Songstress."
[Congratulations! You have been selected by the Green River System as a beta tester for the cross-dimensional virtual game "Even the Dogs on the Street Must Be Touched by My Kindness."]
[Character Identity Card:
Name: Qihai Lulu
Identity: Princess of the North Pacific Merfolk
Ability: No one can defeat me when I sing
Combat Strength: -10086]
Lulu: "...???"
[Players must collect touching energy. When it reaches 100%, the mission is complete and the player can leave the game world.]
Lulu: "Huh?"
[Since the player's combat strength is negative, and she possesses the rarest of all abilities, an ultimate talent for tripping on perfectly flat ground, a personal knight will now be assigned.]
[Match successful. Knight codename: "Yokohama Songstress."]
Lulu: "Oh!"
And so the knight arrived in a luxury car, then sank glug-glug into the sea.
"..."
However, the ability bestowed by the System seemed a little off. For example...
Lulu sang, "Karaoke in a villa, arowana in the pool, I'll give Uncle a tea set... Oh, may great fortune be yours!"
In an instant, the demons and Hashira froze in place, unable to move.
Lulu sang again, "Makka Pakka, Akka Wakka, Mikka Makka... Hmm!"
Then the cursed spirits and sorcerers stiffened, frozen in place.
The knight codenamed "Yokohama Songstress" strolled among demons and cursed spirits in the midst of her singing, landing a headshot with every move and asking them, "Are you moved?"
Demons and cursed spirits: We don't dare move, we don't dare move!
The knight, crushing a head with one hand: Say that again?
Demons and cursed spirits: We're moved, we're moved!
[Ding! Congratulations, player! You gained 100 points of gratitude! Touching energy increased by 10%!]
**
After being forced to become the knight of a mermaid princess, Chuuya often had to endure being brainwashed by her bewitching songs.
For example...
"Our local hustlers like to wear jade pendants around their necks... Come on! Bring on the cash!"
"Hey! Dao Ma, Dao Ma! Hey! Dao Ma, Dao Ma!"
"Wenzhou, Zhejiang! Wenzhou, Zhejiang! The Jiangnan Leather Factory has gone bankrupt!"
The mermaid princess not only sang strange songs, she also kept tripping on perfectly flat ground, then looking at him with a pitiful expression.
[To ensure the mission stays on track, the knight must pick up the princess and carry on.]
...Fine. He'd carry her.
But the more he carried her, the more possessive he became.
When more and more men who were interested in her appeared at the mermaid princess's side, he got jealous.
Chuuya decided to keep her for himself and give no one else a chance.
--Revised 2025.12.4 / Screenshot
Theme: Let songs bring joy, and rewrite tragedy together, hand in hand.
