My Reluctantly Ridiculous Daily Life With Boss Dazai

Check out the new story: A Dessert Shop in Yokohama, Chuuya pairing, pastry chef x gravity manipulator This story is also called: The Things I Did with Boss Dazai, Bringing the Teyvat Combat System and Cooking System Along, as We Gradually Went Off the Rails While Livestreaming One day, Li Xiao Qi transmigrated and was bound to a livestream System, which also gave her a partner. She took a look and, holy cow, her partner was Boss Dazai. The System said that questions and options would randomly pop up during the livestream. The streamer had to choose the option that appeared most often in the comments and carry out the corresponding action within one minute, or she would never be able to go home. Every option led to social death. For example, when she first ran into Boss Dazai: [The Port Mafia boss is walking toward you. What do you want to do to him?] A. Say to him, "Hey, handsome, how much for a night?" B. Pull down his pants C. Rip off his bandages and use them as underwear B options instantly flooded the screen. Li Xiao Qi's eyes went dark, and she felt her future was bleak. [Ding! Matching energy source detected. Beginning merge. Livestream rooms merged. Congratulations, streamer, you've gained a partner. Anotherworld instance activated. Teyvat Combat System bound. Administrator June is at your service.] ...What combat System?! Li Xiao Qi was utterly shocked. The mischief the System made her and Boss Dazai get up to included, but wasn't limited to: Turning the gravity manipulator into Yokohama's songstress to fight curses, forcing Brain and everyone at Jujutsu High to transform into magical girls to clear an instance, secretly planting vegetables in the Infinity Castle, becoming the Demon King’s cook and having Boss Dazai and Raiden Shogun cook a meal that gave all the Upper Ranks food poisoning, opening a Yorozuya with Gintoki under the Armed Detective Agency and causing trouble for the agency and the Mafia... When they had no choice but to fight, the System would activate a gacha system that could summon any living being from Teyvat. When they encountered a Special Grade curse, Boss Dazai said, "Traveler, draw a card." Li Xiao Qi drew a Hilichurl. She watched in disbelief as the Hilichurl went up and whacked the enemy twice with its club. When they encountered an Upper Rank, Boss Dazai said, "Traveler, draw a card. This time it'll definitely work." Li Xiao Qi drew an Electro Slime. Looking at the Slime's jiggly body, she felt even more despair. Boss Dazai patted her head and comforted her. "It's fine. At worst, we'll die together." When she noticed Teleport Waypoints and chests along the road, and saw that the map displayed by the System was completely black, she finally understood. This was a cross-world adventure game livestream, and Boss Dazai was her Paimon. Please Note: 1. This is a livestream of Xiao Qi and Dazai's adventures in another world. Livestream tasks may make characters act out of character in either perverted or comedic ways. 2. Includes Genshin Impact, Jujutsu Kaisen, Demon Slayer, Bungo Stray Dogs, and Gintama, among others. 3. Genshin Impact game mechanics will intrude into the worlds they transmigrate to. Here's a new story I'm working on~ Feel free to bookmark it if you're interested~ New Story: A Dessert Shop in Yokohama, Chuuya pairing After being reincarnated, I became a pastry chef and opened a dessert shop called Time in Yokohama with my friend Mitsuri. Our customers seem to love it. Whenever they try our desserts, they wear happy, blissful smiles. Since Yokohama is often caught up in turmoil, whenever the dessert shop is in danger, some customer always jumps in to protect it. Gravity manipulator: Gravity manipulation warning! Former Serpent Hashira: Serpent Breathing warning! Water Breathing group: Water-style beheading warning! Younger brother all the way over in Hachijo: Yokai sleep-paralysis warning! Best friend I grew up with: Clow Card warning! The beloved son of the jujutsu world, who loves desserts: Hollow Technique: Purple! The former hitman writing a novel in the corner starts pulling out a gun... Mitsuri was deeply moved. She hugged me and said, "Qingyue, everyone really does love the desserts we make~" Watching our enemies get beaten to a pulp, I sighed, "Yokohama is so peaceful today, too." Chuuya had a secret: he liked Fujiwara Qingyue, the pastry chef at Time Dessert Shop. Qingyue was an ordinary person living in a bright and peaceful world. As a Mafia executive, he didn't dare confess his feelings, afraid she'd be hurt by an enemy organization. Chuuya thought Qingyue should stay in the shop and happily make desserts. As long as she was safe and happy, he didn't mind if they couldn't be together. Later, on the fifth underground floor of the Shibuya Fukutoshin Line station, Chuuya was surrounded by monsters. Just as he was about to crush them with gravity, he saw... Qingyue floating in midair, her body glowing with a sacred white light. She stared down at the monsters with a frosty expression. "Natsuware." At those words, Chuuya saw one of the dessert shop's employees, the man with a topknot who was always smiling, transform into the katana in Qingyue's hand. Qingyue swung her sword with her right hand. In an instant, her form became a streak of white light, darting among the monsters. In an instant, the monsters were all howling, blood spraying everywhere. Qingyue shook the blood from her katana and smiled at him. "Good evening, Chuuya." "As expected of a god. You're terrifying." "Even as a divine weapon, you're amazing, Suguru~" Nearby, the blindfolded white-haired man who was always bothering Qingyue clapped with a grin. Riko, the dessert shop's second employee, crossed her arms and puffed up angrily. "That's so unfair! It was supposed to be my turn to become a divine weapon for Lady Qingyue to use!" Beside her, Qingyue's friend Mitsuri slammed a monster into the crowd of monsters and said excitedly, "I was the one who taught Xiao Yue swordsmanship!" After the bizarre monsters died, they turned into ordinary people. Chuuya's mind went blank. He couldn't think, and his pupils shook with shock. "...Huh?" It turned out the woman he liked wasn't ordinary at all. She wasn't even human. Please Note: 1. Chuuya pairing, pastry chef x gravity manipulator. 2. Chuuya has a one-sided crush on her. 3. The Demon Slayer characters are all reincarnated in the modern world. The story includes Hozuki's Hell and Yato's gods. 4. The pastry chef heroine has a god's secret identity and a golden finger. 5. The gravity manipulator pretends he isn't in the Mafia, while the heroine hides her identity as a god. Coming Soon 2: When a Ghost-Slaying Taoist Joins Jujutsu High I heard that a Chinese Taoist priest had joined the first year at Tokyo Jujutsu High as an exchange student... While the jujutsu sorcerers fought desperately, spilling blood and working hard to defeat curses with their techniques, she took out a yellow talisman and effortlessly destroyed a Grade 1 curse. When the sorcerers were overwhelmed by a Special Grade curse and fell into despair, she pulled out another yellow talisman, formed a hand seal, and muttered an incantation. The Special Grade curse howled and vanished. 5t5 silently lowered his hand after having his kill stolen. The curses summoned by Geto shrank back the moment they saw her. Suguru: ...? The old guard of the Three Great Families, obsessed with inheriting techniques and bloodlines, were left utterly baffled, their worldview shattered. Li Xiao An, a ghost-slaying Taoist priest, calmly flicked her sleeves and walked away without a trace. "Even the ghosts in Japan are so strange." "What century are you living in? You're still so backward with your Three Great Families. You're nothing but a bunch of rotten old oranges." Only her complaints lingered in everyone's ears. /// 5t5 and Geto became interested in the new exchange student's technique. They hit it off and decided to get to know her. 5t5 knocked on her dorm room door with a box of Kikufuku and said, "Xiao An, want to come out and play?" Xiao An: "I'm chanting sutras. I'm busy." Geto knocked on her dorm room door with a cake and said, "Li, the bakery just came out with a delicious new cake. I saved you a piece." Xiao An: "I'm chanting sutras. I'm busy." When she remained unmoved, 5t5 and Geto grabbed a megaphone and shouted from downstairs, "Li Xiao An, are you coming out or not? Come out if you dare!" Li Xiao An, who was reading a sutra, had had enough. She jumped straight out the window and stuck a yellow talisman to each of their foreheads. Li Xiao An: "You're noisy." 5t5, frozen in place: ...??? Eyes shaking with shock.jpg The curses Geto had accumulated instantly flew out and ran away. Geto: !!! My curses! Come back! .jpg Brain, who was lurking in the shadows, coveting someone's body, was blinded by the golden light radiating from Li Xiao An the moment he saw her. Brain: What on earth is all that weird stuff around that woman?! Holding a little jar and a yellow talisman, Li Xiao An made "evil ghosts" flee wherever she went. Theme: Leaving traces of those who stand by your side amid all the chaos.