Since When Does an Otome Game's Happy Ending Mean a Family Photo?!

Title: [Help] I've been gutting fish for ten years and have a heart of iron, but this otome game broke me. Help, please, it's urgent!

1L [OP]

I'm an otome game player.

Although I haven't completed a single game so far, I still believe this isn't my fault. The male leads are just too messed up!

2L

Then today I got a gift from a friend: Doki Doki: Operation Love!

She said, "The story is super simple," and the producer claimed the game was "super free." I believed them.

Then I looked at the tags:

#LoveAndHate #BadPersonTrueHeart #SaintWithSelfishDesires #MoonHighAbove #YandereRedemption

Me: All the ingredients are here. Let's see how it tastes!

3L

So I rolled up my sleeves and dove in, then stumbled back out clutching an ending, dazed.

[HE Endings Unlocked]:

[Brotherly Harmony]: I have no title, and I won't complain.

[Flesh of My Flesh]: You are my rib. We were never meant to be apart.

[Father's Getting Old]: If my brother can do it, why can't I?

[Family Portrait]: …

4L [OP]

Me: ?

Can this story really pass review? What kind of otome game has a family portrait as its HE?!

5L

OP, wake up. This isn't an otome game, it's a family drama!!!!

There's still time to quit!!!

6L

Stop playing. My friend died on the "Father's Getting Old" route.

They're no longer innocent. Now even a family-themed route gives them PTSD.

7L

I'm dead. My friend got the ending [Stepmother, Also Wife], then shut their laptop and went to a temple to burn incense.

They said this game has way too much bad karma.

8L

Producer: A super-free romance game!

Players: Free enough to make your ancestors eighteen generations back romance options, huh???

9L

I suggest renaming it Doki Doki: Operation Household Register!

10L [OP]

Looking at the CGs getting more and more bizarre, I fell into a long silence.

But I still turned around and gave it a five-star review.

Healthy love is important, sure, but twisted relationships... are really something.

A masterpiece! This is a masterpiece!! If you don't play it, you're not human!!!

11L

OP: I don't understand.

OP: I'm deeply shaken.

OP: Five-star review.

You've got a lifetime's worth of moral integrity now (meaning your conscience).

[Warning]

1. This will probably be a big crossover stew of Naruto and Demon Slayer (Demon Slayer won't be around for long, so it hasn't been tagged yet).

2. Protagonist-worship fic; out-of-character writing is unavoidable.

3. There will be morality, morality, morality. Emphasizing it three times.

Theme: Good health for you, me, and everyone.