The Bossy CEO Gets Pinned by Kawai Yilu

Jiang Rangchen, the domineering CEO of an entertainment company, has just watched his top-tier star's career crash and burn. Then, at home, the heavens gift him an impossibly handsome man.

He's really handsome, and he's wearing nothing.

With looks like those, he doesn't need to work!

After falling in love at first sight, CEO Jiang Rangchen looks at his new cash cow and waves a hand (while rubbing his chin):

Come with me and you'll make money.

Handsome guy (blankly): Huh?

Hears the keyword "money" and nods frantically: Mm-hm!

And so, the domineering CEO has no trouble signing the artist of his dreams, and looks forward to his career taking off.

But as the saying goes:

Fortune doesn't fall from the sky. If something does, it's probably an iron pie.

First, the handsome guy never went to school, so all he can be is an uneducated pretty face.

Second, the handsome guy isn't actually human. He's a deer who can toss Jiang Rangchen into the sky with a headbutt.

In an accident, Jiang Rangchen is knocked unconscious when Qingya suddenly transforms and rams him. When he wakes, he sees a pair of round eyes studying him from in front of the sofa, and... a huge, muscular body.

"Hahaha." (The laugh of old money.) Fine, he's not human, but why does he have to headbutt his boss into the air?

Wait! He can make it up to me.

Qingya gazes at him with misty deer eyes.

"Jiang Rangchen, don't abandon me."

Jiang Rangchen has thought about running away, but looking at the deer's pure, harmless appearance, he suddenly gives in.

"All right, but you'll have to make up your nine years of compulsory education."

Qingya is a whiz at everything from tossing a wok and cooking to washing dishes and mopping floors. He earns money at work during the day, then takes care of all the housework when he gets home. But as he learns more about human society, the way the deer looks at Jiang Rangchen gradually takes on a different color.

"Jiang Rangchen, my room is small. I want to sleep with you."

"No big deal."

"Jiang Rangchen, you're so pale."

"Of course."

"Jiang Rangchen..."

"What now?"

Only when a towering deer spirit pins Jiang Rangchen down in bed does he realize that the innocent, naive little deer before him has become a living, aggressive animal.

"Jiang Rangchen, I can't hold back anymore."

"!"

Please don't say such terrifying things!

Little extra:

Later, when the big star famous for his soothing aura livestreams, a furry head appears in the corner of the screen.

Jiang Rangchen's breathing is light. Exhausted from being thoroughly teased, he falls fast asleep on the sofa.

Qingya smiles at the comments and can't resist showing off:

"This is my precious darling."

The next day, the trending topic remains at the top, and Jiang Rangchen is a little troubled.

Qingya knows he was wrong, but refuses to change. He pins Jiang Rangchen down and says, "Jiang Rangchen, there are so many CPs in your fandom. When are you going to give me a proper title?"

[Adorable, famous-star, devoted husband and jealous deer seme x thickheaded, unwittingly seductive, straight CEO uke]

P.S.

1. A sweet, monogamous romance with two virgins.

2. The uke has a psychological illness caused by childhood trauma. The seme is a human-shaped tranquilizer.

3. The seme is unbelievably adorable, harmless, and gentle at first, but later becomes a mature, scheming, jealous seme. No switching and no reversals! How could there be an adorable seme without a pampered uke?

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Coming soon: The Beautiful Ancestor Conquers the Universe, an everyone-loves-him power fantasy

After sleeping for a thousand years, Chu Ying wakes up in a brand-new sci-fi era.

The System that was with him a thousand years ago is here too:

"Long time no see, Host! Welcome to the glorious Transcendent Era. Let's restart our journey to conquer the stars and seas!"

Chu Ying: "Explain."

The System chuckles.

"Same as always: you have three days left to live."

"You can save your life by earning faith points."

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Chu Ying quickly accepts reality. A thousand years ago, in the Great Zhou dynasty, he wreaked havoc on the country and toyed with the mighty. Now that he's arrived here, does he still have to win people's favor by playing the pretty courtier? He's got plenty of experience with that.

It's just a matter of winning a few people over. It shouldn't be too hard.

He has the System list the Celestial Dragon targets he needs to conquer so he can take them down one by one, but the System's eyes light up and it tugs at his sleeve.

"Host, do you know the fastest way to earn faith points in this world?"

Chu Ying follows its gaze to an enormous electronic billboard.

"What?"

"Become a global superstar."

"Hm? ..." Chu Ying blinks, trying to make sense of it, then smiles a little. "That sounds nice."

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Chu Ying falls in love with being a celebrity.

A thousand years ago, he had to give his all and work himself to death just to gain a little faith from the common people and a trace of sincere affection from the ambitious. Now, all he has to do is reenact his past, and countless people fall for him...

On screen, the brilliant, almost demonic crown prince of Great Zhou triumphs over the world. On variety shows, a superhuman with special-forces-level fitness keeps breaking records. In the gossip columns, Chu Ying officially reclaims the family fortune that belongs to his parents and becomes a major figure in an emerging industry.

Fans 😍: "My fave is so freaking awesome!"

Haters 🤯: "What the hell, is he even human?"

At the same time, the "chosen ones" of this era come looking for him themselves.

In public, Chu Ying is gentle, considerate, and dazzlingly charismatic. In private, he's mean and capricious, and loves watching Celestial Dragons bend over backward for love.

"Be good. Don't ask for too much, or you won't be cute anymore."

The chosen ones gaze up at him. "Okay."

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In the Transcendent Era, technology is advancing at breakneck speed, but human biology has stagnated. The United Government has signed an agreement banning all anti-human experimentation, but it still can't stop the organization called Godmaking from infiltrating its ranks.

By then, Chu Ying has won awards around the globe and become a bona fide international superstar.

Then he suddenly vanishes, and no one knows where he went.

When the Godmaking human experiments break out and humanity faces extinction, the United Government finally reveals its secrets and sends out its ability-user army to fight for the fate of the human race.

Yet during the pre-departure livestream, a familiar face appears on the global holographic projections.

--Chu Ying.

"???"

The whole world is stunned.

#My idol went off to war?#

#China's golden boy, superpowered general Chu Ying#

#My fave is saving the world!#

#I told you Chu Ying wasn't human!!!#

#A god#

Before setting off, the System asks in confusion, "Host QAQ, why do something so dangerous?"

The handsome face beneath his crisp military uniform lifts a hand to straighten his clothes. "What's the fastest way to earn faith points?"

"Become an international superstar."

"Wrong."

Chu Ying smiles. "It's saving the world."

P.S.

1. An everyone-loves-him power fantasy, with an overpowered golden finger and the strongest protagonist.

2. An absurd amount of showing off, face-slapping scumbags, and leveling up.

3. The protagonist isn't heartless. In fact, he loves all living beings. He's always been a sentimental person, from ancient times to the present, and he can feel sadness and tenderness.

4. The uke was never a virgin, whether in ancient or modern times. On his way to becoming a global superstar, he casually wins over all sorts of chosen ones.

Theme: Stay true to your original aspirations, and you will find happiness