The Star of the Show in New York at the Turn of the Millennium

[The blurb and first three chapters will all be rewritten]

The first time Yuan Erfu appeared on the show:

- Where'd this wooden actress come from?

- She looks like someone dragged her out of the audience and onto the stage. She's completely lost.

When Yuan Erfu went from guest star to regular:

- I've put up with her for a whole season. I don't care whose daughter you are, this ends now!

- Your name is Awful, your performance is Horror, and your audience is Torture. Go back to being a Nepo baby.

Yuan Erfu's fifth season:

- Didn't this year's new guest just win an Oscar? How come her acting still can't hold a candle to Sister Yuan?

- With a face as gorgeous as Sister Yuan's, who needs to care about class, order, family, genus, and species?

- Why does this new Latin heartthrob keep slacking off? All he does every day is cling to Sister Yuan.

- Sister Yuan, don't go! Who's going to play the “neurotic heiress,” the “greasy middle-aged man,” and the “weird, spacey alien” after you leave?

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Yuan Erfu, busy touring all across America: You should be grateful you get to hear my show.

1. A product of getting hooked on SNL.

2. I kind of want to write a millennium-era Hollywood comedy about a woman who accidentally lands on SNL and goes from a wooden beauty to a leading cast member.

3. I'll leave it here for now. Who knows if I'll actually write it :D

Theme: Comedy is behind the comedy!