A fun comedy + ensemble cast with a TV-drama feel + messy, over-the-top relationship drama
So extremely out of character they might as well be original characters...
-What's the secret to happiness?
-One person, two friends, thirty million in cash.
Xin Kelai takes a look at himself in the mirror. Even though he's flat broke after paying rent, at least he has three good friends:
Russell, playing out a rich-family power struggle at Mercedes
Charles, living the dream as Ferrari's pampered wife
Lando, the playboy who's turned the paddock into an all-you-can-eat buffet
Ordinary sports journalist Xin Kelai: How did I end up in this group chat full of girlfriends? Who added me?
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Xin Kelai doesn't want to be a paddock girlfriend.
Having to see his ex, a racing driver, everywhere he turns is already annoying enough. If there are any more, are we turning my life into Love and the Battle Royale of Exes??
So he started dating a plumber who'd just turned eighteen.
His young boyfriend was sexy, and could fix pipes!
What a money-saver!
He was just a little immature. When they broke up, he painted Xin Kelai's walls green.
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After much soul-searching, Xin Kelai decided he should date someone mature and reliable.
Enter Mark Webber!
A handsome Australian farmer and a hot single dad.
Everything was perfect,
except his freshly eighteen-year-old son was dating Xin Kelai's good friend Lando...
Being your best friend's stepmom is fine...
The problem is, he seems to have dated Mark's ex-wife too...
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After escaping the Australians' tangled family relationships, Xin Kelai decided to try a simple, quiet relationship with someone he knew well.
Like Charles, who'd been with his sweetheart since their school-uniform days.
Charles advised him that the best place to look for a reliable partner was among the people around him.
So he messaged everyone from his elementary, middle, and university class groups: “You there?”
A week later, he and Nico Rosberg were together.
Rosberg was a racing driver: blond, funny, and considerate.
Xin Kelai had never had such a healthy relationship.
Except they each had a sexy lover on the side...
But it was fine. He'd discovered that Charles, the perfect model of a happy marriage, had a lover on the side too...
***Before You Read***
1. This is a parody. Don't take it seriously 😈 A/B/O setting: anyone can date anyone, and there's no need to be serious.
2. The best-friend group is George, Lando, and Charles. Each will have a storyline (it's basically a Sex and the City AU).
3. The blurb may be changed at any time.
Theme: Fake it till you make it
Will the Koala family be eliminated, or will they become a loving family again?
I have read this chapter many times. It is so romantic. Who said the author can't write emotional dramas? Although the emotional line between Kimi and Xin Kelai is not unfolded in detail in the main text, which is a bit regretful, the side descriptions in just a few words and a few microcosms of the ending make people feel very touching. But I also want to ask this question: "Why did we break up in the first place?"
And about Brocedes, I haven't heard anything about 2016 for a second [dog head]
Oh my God, you French people, no, you French people, why do you like threesomes so much?
Nico, you have no resistance to Lew at all.
Take a big bite of 446... And Xin Kelai are completely sisters.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahaha. Com [Crying loudly] In the end it was Kimi! ! I bought stocks from the beginning! ! ! So great ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
When did the copywriter add that Shire also has a lover outside, 55?
We, Pan Zi, were the only ones not invited
No, is the collision so absolute? 0.5 None ([laughing and crying])
Will the Koala family be eliminated, or will they become a loving family again?
I have read this chapter many times. It is so romantic. Who said the author can't write emotional dramas? Although the emotional line between Kimi and Xin Kelai is not unfolded in detail in the main text, which is a bit regretful, the side descriptions in just a few words and a few microcosms of the ending make people feel very touching. But I also want to ask this question: "Why did we break up in the first place?"
And about Brocedes, I haven't heard anything about 2016 for a second [dog head]
Oh my God, you French people, no, you French people, why do you like threesomes so much?
Nico, you have no resistance to Lew at all.
Take a big bite of 446... And Xin Kelai are completely sisters.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahaha. Com [Crying loudly] In the end it was Kimi! ! I bought stocks from the beginning! ! ! So great ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
When did the copywriter add that Shire also has a lover outside, 55?
We, Pan Zi, were the only ones not invited
No, is the collision so absolute? 0.5 None ([laughing and crying])