Help! What planet should I run to if I'm faking my death?
Hi, everyone. According to your terminology, I'm a beta. I was so poor back then that I thought omega was a really trendy identity, so I pretended to be an omega and became a suggestive streamer. The Empire believed I was the real deal.
Back then, my boyfriend went off to war, so I had to tell him I was dead. The Empire required me to marry an alpha, but I only recently found out he's my ex-boyfriend. He's very tall and strong, a little unstable, and liable to kill "people." One punch from him could flatten me. I'm afraid of dying, so I've decided to fake my death and run away. Which planet would be the best place to go?
Second floor: Obviously fake! Do you think the machines are just for show? How could they get it wrong? Still, I recommend Planet Z. There's no route there.
Third floor: Bro, you're so nice. I'm off, then.
Three days later.
Fourth floor: Uh, our major general recently cleared a route to Planet Z by taking people to kill alien beasts. Are you still on Planet Z?
Fifth floor: Bro, you're great. Thank you, you're so nice. I know now. Where should I go next?
Sixth floor: Wait... OP, are you really that beta who tricked our major general?!
Seventh floor: I didn't trick anyone. I'm not a beta, I'm from Earth. I think I hear artillery outside. Bro, what should I do?
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Overnight, the post "Help! What planet should I run to if I'm faking my death?" suddenly goes viral.
Big names from every corner of the galaxy show up in the thread to offer advice.
In less than half a year, routes have been opened to the most remote corners of the entire galaxy.
People name the incident: "The Major General's Wife Hunt: Mission Accomplished."
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As the post goes viral, everyone discovers that this "Earthling" pretending to be an omega is a suggestive streamer.
Curiosity seekers flock to watch the livestream replays.
Everyone thinks it's going to be an expressway, but it turns out to be a BabyBus ride.
This is a streamer who's the hottest suggestive act around but can't even pull off a proper tease, and has successfully rebranded as the hottest extreme survival streamer.
Theme: Even if everything else is fake, he still loves you
