Help, my buddy is dating the man who's going to be my future wife!
OP: Here's what happened. I invested in an AI startup while I was in college. On the day of its opening ceremony, my buddy brought his partner along. I took one look and thought, isn't that my future wife?
1L: Wow, first time I've seen someone so shamelessly eager to be a homewrecker.
OP: First: I'm not a homewrecker. My buddy just met my wife before I did.
Second: My buddy treats my wife terribly. He's been underfed, he's so thin his face is smaller than my palm, and his waist is so slender I can wrap one hand around it. And he even made my gorgeous wife carry heavy things! When I took them from him, his delicate fingertips were all rubbed red. Someone so cool and aloof even smiled shyly at me. That's when I knew he didn't love my buddy.
Third: I'm better-looking and richer than my buddy. I'm twelve centimeters taller and an inch longer.
So it's obvious my buddy has trapped my wife in a relationship that's only official in name. How do I rescue my wife as quickly as possible?
3L: Bro, this is hilarious. You've already started calling him "wife." Your logic is even more self-consistent than mine. I'll give you a copy of my Green Tea Playbook. I managed to steal my brother's wife with it, so give it a try.
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Two months later.
Help, I regret breaking up with my boyfriend after his buddy talked me into it.
OP: Hi, everyone. Thanks in advance for clicking on my post.
I got together with my online boyfriend after graduating from high school. I was worried he might be ugly, but when we met in person, he turned out to be really handsome and gentle.
The thing is, my boyfriend kept his distance and said we should take things slow. But his buddy kept telling me that it meant my boyfriend didn't love me. He said it for two months, and I finally agreed to try his buddy's plan to test my boyfriend. I broke up with him and pretended to date his buddy, but then his buddy just... just...
Anyway, I feel awful for what I did to my boyfriend. Now I want to end this weird relationship with his buddy. We said we'd only pretend to be a couple, but he wants to cling to me twenty-four hours a day. He also keeps me in bed for hours every day and is always checking up on me @#$%...
1L: Huh? What happened next? Why did the text turn into gibberish? Did someone steal the OP's phone?
2L: Why does this have the same IP address as that hot thread by the guy who was so shameless about wanting to be a homewrecker?
3L: Oh my god, I went online and found out that the two hottest guys at our school are fighting over our "school flower"! So he'd been planning to steal his buddy's wife all along??!
4L: Wow, the two hot guys are fighting now. Wait, one of them found time to check his phone. Isn't that the phone case our "school flower" has?
OP: I mistyped the title. I meant ex-boyfriend. I love my current husband so much. Locking the thread manually.
#A love story like a home invasion
#If I say I fell in love with someone else's wife, that does sound shameful. But if I say the person I love became someone else's wife, doesn't that make me sound kind of pitiful? [Source: online]
A sweet, aloof beauty who's a bit of an airhead x a scheming, mean school heartthrob with a sky-high opinion of himself
Both virgins, one-on-one
Told in third person
Theme: Life is short. Why not give it a try?
