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Hu Cong'an somehow sprained his way into a pure-love comic, transmigrating as the sinister villain's... phone pet. He was also bound to a Villain Pampering System that required him to dote on the villain unconditionally.
Sitting in a blank white virtual interface, Hu Cong'an inspected the tiny chibi hands and feet in front of him, then stared at the only thing covering his waist, a pair of little underpants, and fell into deep thought.
Before he could accept his brand-new identity, a call came in. A long rectangular screen dropped from the sky and landed right before his eyes.
The caller pretended to work hand in hand with the villain, but actually planned to make off with the money halfway through and leave the villain for dead.
Could he allow that? Who would charge the phone if the villain died?
Hu Cong'an shuffled over to the call screen and tapped the hang-up button with one paw.
Worried the caller might trick him again, he immediately added them to the blacklist.
Hu Cong'an pressed his lips together in satisfaction.
Success. He really knew how to pamper someone.
Outside the screen, the villain stared at his phone as it flickered on and off, lost in thought. "..."
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After discovering he couldn't leave the phone or escape his cartoon form, Hu Cong'an gave up completely.
He spent his days hanging up on the big shot, secretly replying to his messages, editing trap files, and sneaking into the food delivery app to eat and play. All in all, life was pretty good.
The only downside was that the big shot spent more and more time looking at his phone.
One day, a ringtone woke him up. Hu Cong'an glanced at the number. Bad guy. Hang up.
He rolled over, ready to go back to sleep, but when he turned around, he found himself face-to-face with a stern expression and a pair of chilly eyes beyond the screen.
"..." Oh, crap.
He'd been caught.
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He Lianyu realized something was off about his phone.
The icons were a mess, there were too many apps, calls kept getting hung up on for no reason, email files were full of mistakes, and suddenly there were men's clothes from online shopping in his home... It was like the place was haunted.
Then one day, he spotted an electronic pet in his phone, sleeping soundly with its butt in the air.
That explained all the strange things.
At their first meeting, the other party trembled with fright at the sight of him.
He Lianyu tried every way he could think of to catch him, but nothing worked.
The pet took full advantage of the situation. Once he'd eaten his fill, he'd start making trouble: deleting text He Lianyu had just written, sending cute stickers to his nemesis, and creating group chats late at night to gossip about the wealthy families...
The sinister big shot's image lay shattered on the floor.
Safe on the other side of the screen, the little pet kept recklessly testing the limits.
Until one day, the phone got wet and short-circuited.
With a pop, Hu Cong'an shot out of the phone and landed on the carpet, staring blankly.
Remembering all the trouble he'd caused, he turned and ran. He'd barely taken two steps when he went splat and fell to the floor. His vision raced backward as a warm shackle snapped around his ankle.
A terrifying voice said, "I've got you."
Hu Cong'an: T.T
Theme: Though my body may be shattered, I will leave my integrity in this world.
Are you coming back? Teacher (wiping tears) It's been several tomorrows
An An: Where's the sofa?! Where has the sofa gone?!! [Fear][fear][fear]
Is the author going to update this article? 😭😭😭😭
Boss, do we have more updates? 😭
Boss, when will you be back 😭, the child is hungry [hugging thighs]
How many tomorrows have there been? 😭
When will it be updated? Hungry [empty bowl] [empty bowl]
I've been waiting for a long time. It's updated, but it's so little. An'an is so cute.
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