My Archenemy Keeps Tricking Me Into Kissing Him

Coming soon: Strange Tales Zoo Is Full of Extreme Threats, an infinite-horror zoo story, and The Cruel Novel’s Butler’s Thoughts Have Been Overheard. Come check them out >3< * Blurb: After waking up from a vegetative state, Chi Suinian unexpectedly learns three things: First, his family has gone bankrupt. Second, he’s married. Third, his spouse is his sworn enemy of many years. The jerk he was fighting tooth and nail with just two days ago is suddenly his husband? Chi Suinian: “...” Talk about seeing ghosts in broad daylight. But there’s no arguing with reality. After waking up, Chi Suinian discovers that his family is bankrupt while his sworn enemy’s company is thriving. So, for the sake of a project that could make or break his life, he has no choice but to swallow his pride and ask his enemy, Lu Zhiye, for an investment to save him. Unfortunately, that jerk is still as awful as ever. In the office, Lu Zhiye crosses his long legs and leaves his shirt casually undone down to his chest. When he looks up, his sly eyes are like a fox’s. “You want an investment? Give me a kiss first.” Chi Suinian snaps a pen in half. As time goes on, Lu Zhiye only gets worse. Chi Suinian wants Lu Zhiye to increase his investment: one kiss. He forgets his bank card PIN: one kiss. He wants to borrow Lu Zhiye’s car: one kiss. He forgets his keys: one kiss... Lu Zhiye pulls out a key. “You don’t have to kiss me for this one.” Chi Suinian: “...” You bastard. After Chi Suinian is discharged from the hospital, he signs an agreement with Lu Zhiye, promising that they won’t interfere with each other’s lives and will part amicably after three years. Lu Zhiye agrees. But a few days later, he carries Chi Suinian to bed. When Chi Suinian wakes up, he finds red marks all over his body and sees red with fury. “This is only a sham marriage! Who the hell said you could sleep with me?” Lu Zhiye looks sleepy and shamelessly hugs his husband, snuggling against him. “Since we’ve already slept together, let’s get married.” Chi Suinian: ? “Didn’t you say we were already married?!” Lu Zhiye: “...” Oh no, he’s been found out. * [★★★My dear readers, look here!!★★★] My next book, Human Cheat Code, Try Me in a Gunfight, is a modern esports story with secret identities and loads of action. If you’re interested, check out the first book in my author page. Suinian’s hands are making a heart for you all [Blurb] During a livestream, Jiang Ti is matched against an active PUBG esports player and knocks him down four times in just a few encounters. The chat goes wild. Jiang Ti: “Who’s that? Never heard of him.” That one sentence gets him into trouble, and countless netizens flood his livestream to insult him. [You don’t know God Lin?] [He was competing in the world championship while you were still drinking milk at home.] [The pro just exposed this cheater. Livestream room number 18881, click to watch a cheater pick a fight.] [All talk, looking for clout. Cheaters should die.] Jiang Ti smiles. Mockery blooms across his handsome face on camera. “That’s good enough to compete in the world championship? Is the signing fee really that easy to earn?” His words stir up a storm, and Jiang Ti becomes everyone’s target. [If you’re so good, go earn it yourself! Jealous much?] Two months later, PGC, a top domestic team, announces the arrival of a new member. The photo they release shows the popular streamer who publicly mocked the pro just a month ago. At his first appearance in a friendly match, Jiang Ti once again runs into God Lin, the player who accused him of cheating. In front of a huge audience and a live broadcast, the hot-tempered little streamer knocks him down eight times in a row. Asked about it afterward, he remains arrogant and overbearing. “I’m using cheats. I’m a human cheat code. If you don’t like it, challenge me to a gunfight.” * During a casual squad match, Jiang Ti is trapped in a small building by a full team. His teammates are miles away, so he has to figure out how to save himself. After a few seconds of silence, Jiang Ti expertly switches on his mic and, unlike his usual self, puts on a soft, sweet voice. “Big brother, big brother, please don’t shoot me, okay?” “Bang!” A teammate accidentally fires their gun. The chat freezes for a moment, then fills with question marks. Among all the jeers, only Qi Jiacuo, the current PGC team captain, looks stunned. After practice, he stops Jiang Ti as he’s heading back to his room. “That name you used in the game just now. Say it again.” Jiang Ti: ? * Three years ago, Jiang Ti ran into a top-ranked player in a game. Wanting a rare wild monster, he wasn’t above calling the other player “big brother.” He put on a soft, sweet voice and charmed the pro completely. Jiang Ti happily claimed the monster and was about to log off when a private message arrived. [PK leaderboard star [Flustered] has sent you a marriage proposal.] Jiang Ti: “...Huh???? I don’t understand, but I’m deeply shocked.” ** A popular post on a forum keeps trending again and again. Title: #The man I dumped years ago became my team captain. What do I do? Help, urgent!# The post goes viral as soon as it’s published, racking up hundreds of thousands of replies. 1st reply: Can you explain in detail how you dumped him? 26th reply: Is it just me, or does the poster’s username look familiar? (Asking timidly.) 78th reply: Same here. I feel like I’ve seen it somewhere. 99th reply: Mystery solved, everyone. The poster is Jiang Ti himself. He showed his username during a livestream. Here’s the recording from the stream on xx/xx... 233rd reply: Damn, I knew something was going on between them. So the affair started three years ago. 99999th reply: Captain Qi, hurry up and make him yours! What are you waiting for? Jiang Ti: “...” This planet can no longer contain me. . Theme: Even when surrounded by darkness, keep moving forward bravely.