You Awful Homosexual!

The bottom accepts any job to make money, including dressing in women's clothes and pretending to be someone's lover.

The top is the bottom's roommate, a young master from a wealthy family. His family raised him to be proper and prim: the kind of old-fashioned guy who insists on doing up the top button of his shirt even in the heat of summer.

The top finds the bottom annoying every day, but can't stop sneaking glances at him. Later, he discovers that the bottom is doing something so indecent and, for some inexplicable reason, gets so angry he can barely stand it. So he pays a high price, hoping to lead the wayward bottom back onto the right path.

Every day after that, the top waits, awkwardly but eagerly, for the bottom to come kiss him.

If he goes a day without a kiss, he throws a fit.

But the bottom still acts like he could take his earnings and run at any moment.

So the top, heartbroken, gets angrier and angrier until he cries out tearfully, eyes red: "You don't love me at all, you awful gay man!"

The bottom, highly professional and planning to quit after completing this big job: "..."

Oh, right, I forgot to mention: the bottom is straight.

Content notes:

1. Both are sexually inexperienced, one-on-one romance.

2. A sweet little story.

Theme: Prim, proper babies shouldn't copy other people and keep a sugar baby.