A Record of a Married Couple

(Please add to your reading list, dropping to my knees with flowers)

[Straight man x straight man]

[Long-haired, struggling graduate student (26) x lame, despairing office worker (25)]

On Qixi Festival, the two lonely men happened to pass by the civil affairs bureau, only to be mistaken for a couple and stopped.

A reality show with unknown participants? 24-hour surveillance? Five million if they’re filmed for a year?

Xiao Liang was thrilled. That was five million! So what if they were monitored?

He gave Tang Xi a hard pinch, shut him up, then affectionately linked arms with him and said, “Yeah, we were just about to get our marriage license today. We can take part.”

The two hurriedly got their marriage license, signed the contract, made up a love story, and moved into the same home, where they slept in the same bed.

The only thing was, his junior had a bad habit: he liked to play with people’s hair while sleeping.

Also, buddy, we’re only pretending for the livestream. Why are you actually using your tongue when you kiss me?

And... what does kissing even feel like? My head was spinning just now. I couldn’t quite tell.

[Bonus Scenes]

①

Tang Xi: Do you know what you’re doing?

Xiao Liang: Getting married! We’ll split it fifty-fifty, two hundred and fifty each... two hundred

and fifty thousand.

Tang Xi: I’m not doing it.

Xiao Liang: ...You get three hundred, I get two hundred. Please, Brother Xi! I’ll do all the housework from now on!

Tang Xi took out his phone: Say that again. I’ll record it.

②

Xiao Liang: Little Tang, come give your senior a shoulder rub.

Tang Xi: Get lost.

Xiao Liang: Not going to? Fine. When we go out later, I’ll make you rub my feet in front of the cameras.

Tang Xi: I happen to have a pair of underwear I just took off. Senior, you’re doing the laundry today, right?

Xiao Liang: ...You win.

A story about friendship slowly turning into love.

[Both have had no previous partners]

[No other warnings]

Coming Soon

The First OAO Romance in the Galaxy

A rebellious O x a chauvinistic, straight-laced A

Also known as My Alpha Uncle Became My Immediate Boss

Cheng Yan was an omega with a terrible reputation. Every alpha man he set his sights on was mercilessly ruined by him.

But that was just what outsiders said. For example, this alpha was enjoying himself, at least in bed.

Cheng Yan sat on the sofa and waited for a long time. When Fei Daonan finally stopped cursing, he turned off his communicator and slowly walked to the bed.

“What you have, I have too. What you don’t have, I have as well.” He lifted Fei Daonan’s chin, his face full of mockery. “And besides... didn’t you enjoy it?”

But how are you my general uncle who has spent hundreds of years fighting across the galaxy?!

And how did you become my boss too???

It’s fine. No big deal. What doesn’t kill me will only make me stronger.

[Melodrama + enemies on the same side]

Core message: Friendship is precious, but love is even more so