[Both intersex, both tops] [Possibly an N-sided relationship] [No fixed pairing for the protagonist] [Pregnancy may occur, but no childbirth] [A grand collection of the author's chaotic kinks]
Everyone on Earth wakes up one day with both male and female reproductive organs. Heaven is remarkably fair, but the world instantly descends into chaos.
Lin Cizhou rushes to the hospital and grabs his doctor's friend by the collar. "Quick! I don't care what it takes, even if you have to stitch it up! Get rid of that thing down there! It's terrifying. I feel like everyone who walks past is staring at my crotch!"
His doctor friend says, "Don't panic. Everyone's the same. My chest has even grown a little lately. Hasn't yours?"
Lin Cizhou looks at his friend's chest, then down at his own, and says, "No."
His doctor friend says, "Oh. Flat-chested."
"I don't want to live anymore."
"I'm tired. Earth, just end already."
Theme: Everyone is equal.