[Western Crossover] A Mop Dog

After accidentally swallowing her older sister whole, Ketu was kicked by her mother onto some blue planet.

"Stay right here and behave yourself!" her mother's angry voice still rang in her ears. "If you're not here when I get back, you're dead!"

Shrunk down by the kick, Ketu could only shake her fur and sadly begin exploring the unfamiliar land. Along the way, she swallowed a local creature with four limbs.

...It doesn't taste like much.

Disgusted, she spat the local creature back out and continued her journey across the blue planet, eating and drinking her way along.

This thing is called a chainsaw? Let's have a bite. This one is called cement? Let's try that too. And this is called a human... Oh! That's the scientific name for the local creature she swallowed at first!

Humans were friendly creatures. Most of them offered her all kinds of food. It wasn't very filling, but luckily Ketu had recently eaten her older sister, which had made her much calmer and more tolerant of human snacks.

The snacks were just getting weirder and weirder. Like this thing called a nuclear bomb. Isn't it a little... Wait, what do you mean you're going to throw me at it? Hey! No! Aaaahhh!

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At that moment, Iron Man had already prepared himself to make the ultimate sacrifice. His armor was on the verge of failure, but he still had to push the nuclear bomb into the sky, toward the enormous hole.

From high above, the Earth made humanity look impossibly small. He saw familiar shapes reduced to blurry patches of color... They were so far away, so far that he could barely make them out.

Then a certain popsicle who had been frozen for seventy years sped toward him on a flying machine and hurled a fluffy white thing at him!

When the nuclear bomb slid smoothly into the body of that soft, harmless-looking mop dog, Iron Man let out the loudest scream of his life.

"Jesus Christ Almighty!" cried the genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist who had never believed in God.

[Please note]

1. This is a crossover of many absurd movies, including but not limited to the masterpieces Sharknado and The Devil's Rejects, both of which are impossible to watch with a straight face.

2. An alien dog is still a dog.

3. Since she's an alien dog, don't expect her to be normal.

4. Would you believe me if I said this was actually a cute pet story?

5. Uphold the principle that dogs never turn into people, starting with me!

Theme: Can a robot vacuum dog understand humanity and love?