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The Desperate Long Aotian Has Only Gay Wives [Quick Transmigration]
绝望的龙傲天,老婆都是gay[快穿]
by Three Flowers and Seven Taels (三花七两)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 200k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1mo ago
- English
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Synopsis
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Wei Ao was born to be a chosen hero, destined to turn the tide and save the world.
And along the way, he won the hearts of a whole crowd of girls, who adored him, went crazy for him, and crashed dramatically into walls for his sake.
As a chosen hero, Wei Ao unhesitatingly followed the path every hero had to take: he was drugged. This was usually the moment to get close to his future wife.
His future wife looked like an aloof beauty, but she took the initiative and pinned Wei Ao down to kiss him. Wei Ao was swept away, muddled by her kisses.
But deep down, he was still a chauvinist. Thinking this was an affront to his dignity, he took back the initiative from his wife.
The next moment, Wei Ao froze like a statue.
What the hell! Why was his wife even more...?
That night, Wei Ao, who never cried even when he bled, wept until morning.
Wei Ao had no idea this was only the beginning. His future wives, whether sweet and adorable, hot and alluring, or ruthless and domineering, were all men in women's clothing. They were gay! They were actually gay!
Wei Ao couldn't fight them, so he tried to run. But his future wives, once his tender confidantes, now had no trouble keeping him in line.
Turning the tide and saving the world was never easy. Every harem-story hero's success depended on his excellent wives' help. In other words, his wives were his golden fingers.
No hero would give up his golden fingers, so he had no choice but to give up his backside! Wei Ao told himself it was all for his career, and it would all be worth it!
But while pursuing his career, Wei Ao found himself in a real bind.
His golden fingers were in a rivalry every day, and they were all extremely possessive of him.
Aloof First Wife (Golden Finger No. 1): "Stay away from BaoBao."
Gentle and Virtuous Second Wife (Golden Finger No. 2): "BaoBao hates you all. All you know how to do is force people into relationships. You have no idea what tenderness is."
Sweet and Adorable Third Wife (Golden Finger No. 3): "BaoBao is only happy with me. With the rest of you, it's all an act."
Then there were the Hot and Alluring Fourth Wife, the Ruthless Fifth Wife... Every time, things eventually turned into a fight over him. They asked Wei Ao who he liked best.
Wei Ao (despairing, with swollen lips): "I love my career! A real man belongs at the top of the world! In thirty years, the east bank of the river will be mine, and in thirty more, the west bank! Don't look down on a poor young man!"
World 1, Aristocratic Academy:
Commoner hero x aloof school beauty x hot cheerleading captain x musical prodigy
World 2, Apocalypse:
Pure-hearted male college student hero x haughty heiress x scheming doctor x aloof special forces soldier
World 3, Cultivation:
Hero burdened by revenge x emotionless Daoist master x unsmiling senior sister x adorable junior sister x ruthless Demon Lord
[Reader's Guide]
1. The top is a cross-dressing man, and the characters are split personalities. Some additional personalities not mentioned in the blurb will appear.
2. Other worlds will be added later.
Upcoming book 1: No! The Hehuan Sect Must Not Target the Child of Fortune!!! (Click the author's page to check it out.)
The male leads of cultivation novels are children of fortune. Naturally, the Dao companions they love embody every fine virtue: kindness, self-restraint, generosity, and selflessness. They are paragons of the righteous path.
He Canglan is the exact opposite. He's gorgeous, debauched, and wicked, with a pettiness to rival a sesame seed and a grudge against everyone.
For He Canglan, this is a wonderful thing. The biggest taboo in his Hehuan Sect is being held responsible for a cultivation partner.
He's exactly the kind of person the male leads hate most. Even if he uses them as furnaces and sleeps with them, all will be well as long as he doesn't show up in front of them again.
Taking advantage of his knowledge of the plot, He Canglan sleeps with the male lead, a Sword Venerable. Then he uses the furnace seal to suppress him and slips away.
The trick works every time.
Since the people he sleeps with are all male leads, each one either possesses a sword bone or has extraordinary talent. His cultivation advances faster than anyone else's, and he becomes the most powerful person in the Hehuan Sect.
This remarkable record earns him the position of new sect leader.
The Hehuan Sect has a tradition: after sleeping with someone, you take one thing from them. At He Canglan's succession ceremony, he displays his collection.
The number-one ranked spirit weapon, a famous sword, top-grade immortal talismans and pills, a legendary hidden weapon, the claws of an ancient divine beast...
The Hehuan Sect disciples watching gasp in admiration, and He Canglan's vanity is more than satisfied.
One disciple asks sincerely, "Sect Leader, why don't you take things like a token of love or a red marriage cord?"
He Canglan, basking in his triumph and exasperated with the disciple, pokes him on the forehead. "What use are those things? You can't use them or eat them."
Just as He Canglan is about to establish a sect rule that disciples must bring back something useful, he watches the "junior disciple's" face change.
It becomes strikingly handsome, with deep, sharply defined features.
The man's dark eyes seem to stretch on forever. He takes He Canglan's slender fingertips in his hand and smiles. "So you have all these useless things. But didn't you say I was the only one you loved?"
And it isn't just him. All of He Canglan's furnaces have come, their disguises shed one by one. They look at him as if they want to skin him alive.
Even under the circumstances, He Canglan is shocked and horrified, but can't help asking, "Can you really trust what a man says in bed?"
-
To save his sect, He Canglan has no choice but to leave with them. They imprison him for a long time, until he finally finds a chance to escape.
Rubbing his aching back and legs, He Canglan runs as he curses them.
A bunch of beasts!
That settles our accounts, right?
The male leads catch up to He Canglan. Gripping his wrist and pinching his cheek, they look like sinister demons crawling out of hell. "Settles our accounts? How? You took so much of our cultivation. How could we possibly be even?"
Upcoming book 2: What Happens When a Villainous Disciple Betrays the Male Protagonist, an Immortal Venerable? (Click the author's page to add it.)
Bad news: Ao Lingbai died.
Good news: If he completes the novel's plot, he can earn one chance to be reborn.
He transmigrates into a wildly popular novel aimed at male readers, becoming the male protagonist's disciple.
This disciple is a villain. First he becomes the protagonist's apprentice, then he plans to kill him. When his plan fails, he runs away, only to be found by the protagonist, who grinds his bones to dust and destroys his body and soul.
Ao Lingbai diligently follows the plot, serving as the protagonist's disciple in the early stages, after the protagonist has already become an Immortal Venerable.
Fortunately, although the protagonist cultivates the Emotionless Dao and is an aloof beauty renowned throughout the Immortal Continent, he's a dutiful master.
When bullied by a demonic beast, Ao Lingbai swiftly lights a talisman, summoning one of the protagonist's clones. He calls out in a meek, pitiful voice:
"Master..."
The protagonist steps in front of him and takes care of the beast.
After a fight leaves Ao Lingbai injured, the beautiful, glittering scales on his dragon tail are scuffed. He deliberately shows off his horns and drags his tail to find the protagonist.
"Sob, sob, Master, it hurts."
The protagonist's slender, jade-like hand touches his tail. In an instant, it heals, and the scales shine brighter than before.
There's no denying that being the protagonist's disciple is great. Whenever something happens, just call for your master. But to complete his mission, Ao Lingbai follows the plot and sets a trap to assassinate the protagonist.
The protagonist is the protagonist, after all, and sees through his plan. Ao Lingbai runs away as scripted.
At that moment, the System suddenly gives Ao Lingbai some terrifying news. Somehow, the System's functions have been damaged, and it can no longer protect him.
That means if the protagonist finds him, he really will die horribly!
Ao Lingbai is in a complete panic and starts fleeing for his life.
On the day he's caught, his will to survive kicks in. He affectionately wraps his tail around the protagonist's lower leg and begs nonstop: "Master, I was wrong. I really know I was wrong. Please forgive me."
"Is that so?" The protagonist neither agrees nor disagrees. His long fingers stroke the scales on Ao Lingbai's tail and draw a formation.
Ao Lingbai is a demonic beast, and the formation brings on his heat early.
Theme: Hardship is always temporary. Keep the spark alive, and the stars will pour down like a waterfall, lighting the road ahead.
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Teacher... I want to eat it, it tastes very authentic.
My first taste of sandwich rice! [Rice][rice][rice] I'm full, thank you so much for the rice! [Heart][heart]
"Only then did Xie Guiting drink it willingly..." (A little bug fix for the author!)
"Wei Ao doesn't like this kind of furry thing..." (Pointing out a bug to the author~ Not interested - Not interested)
What a fun story! Such a sweet baby!
"The people in this person's organization, their background..." (A bug report for the author!)
Baby, you keep making the same mistakes, one after another.
Uh oh, even a protagonist like Long Aotian has to deal with family matters 🧋
Our baby just accepted it like that 🤩🤔
Teacher, teacher, please update soon!