The Desperate Long Aotian Has Only Gay Wives [Quick Transmigration]

Wei Ao was born to be the chosen hero, destined to turn the tide and save the world. And along the way, he won the hearts of a whole group of girls, who pined for him, went crazy over him, and slammed themselves into walls for his sake. As a chosen hero, Wei Ao resolutely followed the path every chosen hero had to take: being drugged. This was always the moment to get closer to your future wife. His future wife seemed like an untouchable beauty, yet took the initiative to pin Wei Ao down and kiss him. Wei Ao was swept away, dazed by his future wife’s kisses. But deep down, he was still a male chauvinist. Thinking this was a blow to his dignity, he seized the initiative back from his wife. The next moment, Wei Ao froze like a statue. What the hell! Why was his wife more… than him??? That night, Wei Ao, who never shed blood without shedding tears, cried the whole night. Wei Ao never expected this was only the beginning. Every one of his future wives, whether sweet and cute, hot and alluring, or ruthless and domineering, turned out to be a cross-dressing man! They were gay! They were actually gay! Wei Ao couldn’t afford to provoke them, so he tried to avoid them. But while his future wives used to be understanding and sweet, now they could manipulate him with ease. Turning the tide and saving the world was never easy. And every harem-story hero’s success depended on the help of his outstanding wives. You could say they were his golden fingers. No chosen hero would give up his golden fingers, so he had no choice but to give up his backside! Wei Ao told himself this was all for his career, and it was worth it! But while he worked on his career, Wei Ao had his hands full. His golden fingers were in a daily battle for his attention, each fiercely possessive of him. First wife, the aloof beauty (Golden Finger No. 1): “Stay away from Bao Bao.” Second wife, gentle and capable (Golden Finger No. 2): “Bao Bao hates you all. All you know how to do is force people into relationships. You don’t understand tenderness at all.” Third wife, sweet and cute (Golden Finger No. 3): “Bao Bao is only happy with me. Being with you is just an act.” And there were his hot and alluring fourth wife, his ruthless fifth wife… Every time, it all ended in a contest for him. They asked Wei Ao who he liked best. Wei Ao, with swollen lips and utter despair: “I love my career! A real man has to stand at the top of the world! Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Don’t bully a young man just because he’s poor!” World 1, Elite Academy: Commoner chosen hero × aloof campus belle × hot cheerleading captain × musical genius World 2, Apocalypse: Innocent college-student chosen hero × haughty heiress × scheming scientist × aloof special forces soldier World 3, Xianxia: Vengeful chosen hero × emotionless master × stern senior sister × cute junior sister × ruthless demon lord 【Reader’s guide】 1. The tops are cross-dressing men and split personalities. Some personalities not mentioned in the blurb will appear. 2. Other worlds to be added. Coming soon 1: Don’t Let the Hehuan Sect Go After the Child of Destiny!!! (Open the author’s profile to read) The male leads of xianxia novels are children of destiny. Naturally, the Dao companions they like embody every fine quality: kindness, self-restraint, generosity, selflessness, and all the virtues of the righteous path. He Canglan is their opposite. He is gorgeous, licentious, and vicious, with a pettiness to rival a sesame seed and a grudge against anyone who crosses him. For He Canglan, this is wonderful news. The one thing his Hehuan Sect absolutely can’t stand is a cultivation partner who expects them to take responsibility. He is exactly the sort of person the male leads hate most. Even if he treats them like cultivation furnaces and sleeps with them, as long as he never shows his face in front of them again, they can part ways without a fuss. Taking advantage of his knowledge of the plot, He Canglan sleeps with the male lead, a Sword Venerable. Then he uses the furnace mark to suppress the man and slip away. It works every time. Since all the male leads he sleeps with either have sword bones or extraordinary talent, his cultivation improves the fastest, and he becomes the most powerful person in the Hehuan Sect. That impressive track record makes him the new sect leader. The Hehuan Sect has a tradition: when you sleep with someone, you take one of their possessions. At He Canglan’s succession ceremony, he lays out everything he has collected. The top-ranked spiritual weapon, a famous sword; the finest immortal-grade talismans and pills; a legendary hidden weapon; the claws of an ancient divine beast… The Hehuan Sect disciples watching let out cries of amazement, and He Canglan’s vanity was immensely satisfied. A disciple humbly asked, “Sect Leader, Sect Leader, why didn’t you take things like a token of love or a red marriage cord?” He Canglan was feeling triumphant, yet exasperated. He poked the disciple on the forehead. “You idiot. What good are those things? You can’t use them or eat them.” Just as He Canglan was about to establish a sect rule requiring disciples to bring back useful things, he watched the “junior disciple’s” face change. It became devastatingly handsome, with sharply defined features. The man’s deep, dark eyes seemed to stretch on forever. He took He Canglan’s pale fingers in his hand and smiled. “So you have all these useless things. But didn’t you say you loved only me?” And it wasn’t just him. He Canglan’s other cultivation furnaces had all arrived too. One by one, they shed their disguises and looked at him as if they wanted to flay him alive. In this situation, He Canglan was shocked and horrified, but still couldn’t help asking, “Can you really trust what a man says in bed?” - To save his sect, He Canglan had no choice but to leave with them. They kept him imprisoned for a long time, but at last he found a chance to escape. Rubbing his aching waist and legs, He Canglan ran, cursing as he went. A bunch of animals! Now we’re even, right? The male leads found He Canglan, grabbed his wrist and pinched his cheek, their expressions as sinister as demons crawling out of hell. “Even? Why would we be even? You took so much of our cultivation. How could we be even?” Coming soon 2: The Fate of a Villainous Disciple Who Betrays the Male Lead, an Immortal Venerable (Open the author’s profile to follow) Bad news: Ao Lingbai is dead. Good news: as long as he completes the novel’s plot, he’ll get a chance to be reborn. He transmigrated into a hugely popular male-oriented novel and became the male lead’s disciple. The disciple was a major villain. He first became the male lead’s student, then planned to kill him. After his plan failed, he fled. The male lead tracked him down, ground his bones to dust, and ultimately wiped out both his body and spirit. Ao Lingbai diligently followed the plot, spending the early part of the story as a disciple to the male lead, who had already become an Immortal Venerable. Fortunately, although the male lead cultivated the Emotionless Dao and was an aloof beauty renowned throughout the Immortal Continent, he took his duties as a master seriously. When a demon beast bullied him, Ao Lingbai swiftly lit a talisman to summon one of the male lead’s clones, then called for help in a sweet, pitiful voice. “Master…” The male lead stepped in front of him and took care of the beast. After Ao Lingbai got hurt in a fight, even the beautiful, shining scales on his dragon tail were scuffed. He deliberately put on his dragon horns, dragged his tail, and went to find the male lead. “Waaah, Master, it hurts.” The male lead’s long, jade-like fingers touched his tail, instantly healing it. The scales gleamed even brighter than before. There’s no denying that being the male lead’s disciple was great. Whenever he ran into trouble, all he had to do was call for his master. But to finish his mission, Ao Lingbai still set up an ambush and tried to assassinate the male lead, just as the plot required. The male lead was the male lead, of course, and saw through his plan. Ao Lingbai fled as planned. At that moment, the System suddenly told Ao Lingbai some terrible news: for some reason, the System’s functions were damaged, and it could no longer protect him. That meant if the male lead found him, he really would die horribly! Ao Lingbai was beside himself and began fleeing for his life. The day he was caught, Ao Lingbai’s survival instinct kicked into overdrive. He affectionately wrapped his tail around the male lead’s calf and pleaded incessantly, “Master, I was wrong. I really know I was wrong. Please let me go.” “Is that so?” The male lead neither confirmed nor denied it. His long fingers stroked the scales on Ao Lingbai’s tail, tracing out a formation. Ao Lingbai was a demon beast, and the formation brought on his heat early. Theme: Hard times are only temporary. Keep a spark alive, and the stars will fall like a waterfall, lighting the road ahead.