Help! There's No Way I'm the Emperor Everyone Loves

Wei Zhonghua transmigrated into an ancient-style political strategy game and became the least favored prince. Nothing could stump a modern college student. He planned to use his status screen to recruit a group of talented people, all stat monsters, to help him claim the throne. Wei Zhonghua didn't know that the world spawned by the game had restarted countless times, and each time, the stat monsters had destroyed it in one way or another. To recruit them, Wei Zhonghua worked hard to raise their loyalty. The brave young general he admired was actually a sinister, cold-blooded god of slaughter on the battlefield. At the time, he was a beggar on the street, and Wei Zhonghua lured him away with a roast chicken. The brilliant and resourceful chancellor was actually a brutal, tyrannical minister. At the time, he was selling himself to pay for his father's burial, and Wei Zhonghua bought him for just one tael of silver. The powerful eunuch who held sway over the entire court was actually a cruel, merciless male ghost. At the time, he was the lowest-ranking servant in the palace, at the mercy of anyone who wanted to bully him. Wei Zhonghua stood before him and held out his hand. - No wonder they were the stat monsters he'd recruited! After the young general went to the war-torn borderlands, he seized one city after another, and the barbarian enemy nations dared not invade. Corrupt officials ran rampant, so the chancellor cleaned house at court, bringing about an entirely new atmosphere. Using the game status screen to learn of disasters in advance, he had the eunuch oversee relief efforts, ensuring the people suffered no casualties. Wei Zhonghua earned the title of [Wise Ruler]. - The stat monsters whose loyalty he'd maxed out worked diligently for him, and Wei Zhonghua got to lie flat and enjoy the good life ahead of schedule. But something seemed a little off... While they were soaking in a hot spring, the general told him to lie down and massaged him inch by inch. Wei Zhonghua couldn't get away. The general leaned close to his ear and said coldly, "Your Majesty, am I not serving you well? Why are you avoiding me?" He went to listen to music at the most famous teahouse in the capital. Somehow, before he knew it, the chancellor had pulled him onto his lap. The wine he was drinking was passed to him mouth to mouth, and the man murmured against his lips, "Be good." "Your Majesty, swallow my... along with the wine." Even when he fled to Jiangnan to hide from them, the eunuch caught him and dragged him into a carriage, where he was to receive a different kind of "punishment." The eunuch's voice was chilling. "Your Majesty, tell this servant, are you going to run away again? If you promise not to, this servant will make you feel good." At last, Wei Zhonghua understood. Tears fell from his eyes. They had discovered the edict calling for a selection of consorts that he had secretly hidden away. Reader's guide: 1. The seme has six split personalities. 2. Fake eunuch. Theme: People can always be young again.