The Immortal Venerable Sees the Comments and Changes His Fate Live

[Don't Look]

A sweet, sheltered closeted man x a seemingly innocent but secretly scheming green tea

Lou Yexue, the leader of the righteous path, suddenly sees countless messages from the Heavenly Secrets appear before his eyes, shrieking that his three personal disciples are all harboring forbidden desires for him that defy the bonds between master and disciple.

Lou Yexue's scalp tingles. In the dead of night, he flees to seek help from his old friend of many years. His friend is refined and gentle, and his disciples are all paragons of the righteous path. Surely he can help Lou Yexue sort out this mess.

Who could have guessed that as soon as Lou Yexue finishes pouring out his troubles, the Heavenly Secrets tell him: "Surprise! Your brother has been secretly in love with you for years, too!"

Lou Yexue: "...?"

What is going on here?

In a desperate attempt to drag his close friend back from the wrong path, Lou Yexue tries anything he can think of. He believes the Heavenly Secrets and grits his teeth as he disguises himself as a woman.

So when Fu Zhao goes down the mountain to investigate a case, Lou Yexue accompanies him in a red dress like a blazing flame.

When Fu Zhao is in danger, Lou Yexue acts fragile and takes a blade for him.

When Fu Zhao argues with his disciples, Lou Yexue unhesitatingly takes his side. When Fu Zhao wants to hold him as they sleep, he doesn't refuse either. He simply endures his thunderous heartbeat, wondering how he ended up being the one seduced.

Until someone poisons Fu Zhao and pins Lou Yexue down on the bed. Lou Yexue decisively... decisively turns and runs!

But a scorching hand grabs his waist and drags him back, leaving no room for argument. A hot body presses against him from behind.

His old brother leans close to his ear, voice hoarse and chilling: "Run again, and I'll lock you up, so you can only be mine..."

Lou Yexue's scalp prickles, and his little face turns red.

He's only acting as an antidote for his brother. It's no big deal!

The next day, Lou Yexue wakes up aching all over and covered in red marks: "…"

Wait, this can't be right?

[Wait, isn't the protagonist straight?]

[What's the difference between saying you're straight and saying you're a virgin? Hehe.] (1)

Lou Yexue doesn't understand. While he's feeling vexed, Fu Zhao finally proposes that they become cultivation partners.

With the job done, Lou Yexue immediately fakes his death and runs away. He returns in his male form to comfort his friend: "Brother, life is unpredictable, but you still have me."

Together, they put the sect back in order. His disciples finally stop sneaking into his room in the middle of the night and stop casually getting handsy with him, but Lou Yexue still feels that something is wrong.

Because he keeps having strange dreams in the middle of the night. When he wakes up, his lips feel a little swollen, and his body aches a little, too.

His disciples also have unexplained injuries. They look like someone tied them up and beat them. When he asks, every one of them clams up and only bows their heads to admit their mistakes.

Lou Yexue finds it strange, but seeing that they really have curbed their wayward natures and returned to the righteous path, he sets aside his doubts and feels relieved.

To celebrate, Lou Yexue brings out the fine tea he has treasured for years, ready to mark the occasion properly, when...

He hears Fu Zhao coldly threaten his disciples: "Stop coveting your master. He became my cultivation partner long ago, and we have already been intimate. No matter how jealous you are of me, from now on you'll have to call me Mother Master."

And those damn messages from the Heavenly Secrets are actually overjoyed.

[Ahhhhh, he was found out from the very beginning! It looks like he's turning a gay guy straight, but actually he's turning a straight guy gay! I was wondering why Fu Zhao kept showing off for no reason earlier. Turns out he's the seemingly gentle but secretly scheming type!]

[He's all gentle on the surface, but behind the scenes he beats the daylights out of his love rivals. No wonder the disciples became so timid. They got beaten into submission :)]

[He's really a gloomy, obsessive male ghost. He even took advantage of his sleeping master to do this and that!!! The pure-and-innocent warrior has collapsed :-X]

Lou Yexue learns that he'd been found out long ago and manipulated from beginning to end: "…"

Content warnings:

* The love interest's feelings of friendship are strong, and the romantic feelings develop slowly.

* There is a secondary couple, but they don't feature much.

* (1) Quoted from the internet.

Theme: Advocating for healthy, beautiful love