After a Blind Massage Therapist Is Targeted by Eerie Customers

Song Linge was the number one enemy of humanity, a bizarre monster.

She was a sinister, terrifying evil god, ruthless and fond of slaughter.

But after faking her death to escape pursuit, she lost her memories and descended into the human world.

To make a living, Song Linge became an apprentice to a blind masseuse... She worked briskly, rubbing down eight people in ten minutes.

With eight tentacles, Song Linge officially became a blind masseuse.

Her naturally white hair and pale eyes made her perfect for playing a blind person.

Recently, business at the massage parlor had been booming, and more and more customers came to see Song Linge.

Song Linge suspected she was so exhausted from work that she was hallucinating. She could always see her customers' writhing vines, gaping mouthparts, and slick, slimy tentacles.

Customer One liked to wrap vines around Song Linge, leaving red marks on her body.

Song Linge: "This is a proper massage parlor."

Customer One: "Do you offer anything improper? I've got money."

A man-eating flower always grew from Customer Two's palm. Its purple petals secreted mucus, and every time Song Linge gave her a massage, the flower released a viscous fluid.

Hearing Customer Two pant, Song Linge fetched a cloth and stuffed it in her mouth.

"Don't make a sound. This is a proper massage parlor."

Customer Three liked to slide her slick tentacles into Song Linge's mouth and watch her swallow them.

"Big sis, how about we try a different kind of massage?"

Song Linge took the woman's delicate hand. "Behave. I'm a proper masseuse."

When a human investigator heard that Song Linge had opened a massage parlor to treat bizarre monsters, she brought her into the interrogation room that very night.

Song Linge: "Officer, I'm really a proper masseuse!"

The investigator unbuttoned her shirt with one hand. "I won't believe you unless you let me try."

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The Bizarre Monster and Human Ability Containment Bureau had fought the evil god Song Linge for years.

They never expected that after Song Linge died, the two sides would reach a strange kind of harmony.

The bizarre monsters searched frantically for Song Linge.

The bounty notice issued by the human containment bureau was changed to a missing-person notice, with a reward of over a hundred million.

Until they discovered that the evil god had lost her memories and become an ordinary masseuse.

The bizarre ones: "A different kind of revenge sounds pretty good, too."

The humans: "Having her give me a massage sounds pretty good, too."

Blurb written on 2025.12.26

Theme: The simple, peaceful life is the real thing