Zhou Haohao is an ordinary girl with no grand ambitions. All she wants is to lie flat and run her little convenience store, but she unexpectedly gets bound to the [Six Realms Wish Mall] System, which is fiercely career-minded.
From then on, her dream of lying flat is shattered.
By day, Chang'e trades her a mooncake that gives anyone who eats it the same signature body fragrance for a set of luxury cosmetics. Late at night, Xie Bi'an, the Black Impermanence, uses a pot of Meng Po's Soup he's stolen to take away a limited-edition sports car.
She eats the mooncake, then trades the soup for a cape that can prevent every kind of harm.
Now smelling wonderful and protected from danger, Zhou Haohao is perfectly content and ready to lie flat again.
Then a sobbing little bull spirit with an eight-pack shows up at her door. Zhou Haohao trades half a bottle of horn-growth oil for his precious horns and, while she's at it, empties his father's purse.
She's hugging her treasures, still deciding whether to trade them for beauty serum or a body-strengthening pill, when the drunken Li Bai who once wrote “Her clothes are clouds, her face is a flower; spring breeze brushes the railing, dew glistens in rich colors” at the Peony Banquet comes to her in despair.
“Fine. For the sake of those sancai ceramics, I'll help you resolve what's troubling you!”
On day N, a palace in the dunes appears outside her shop. The gravely ill Qin Shi Huang stares at the elixir of immortality in her hand and slowly draws his Tai'e Sword.
Zhou Haohao: “Your Majesty, business is business. Pay up and get the goods.”
In the end, the Imperial Jade Seal is exchanged for a longevity pill, with the Tai'e Sword thrown in as a bonus, and the emperor's wish is granted.
Zhou Haohao turns around and trades the Tai'e Sword for a mountain of points, then uses them to redeem nanotech gene-repair serum and cure her gravely ill father.
The Imperial Jade Seal? It's no use to me. I'll turn it over to the state!
“Where did I get the seal?” Zhou Haohao says earnestly in response to questions flooding the internet. “I dug it up in my family's field!”
Zhou Haohao is so busy she can barely keep up, and no longer wants to lie flat. “Gold, silver, money, handsome guys, they're all mine.”
“System, what's the next mission?” Zhou Haohao rubs her hands together, eager to get started. “What should I trade for this time? Should I find Daji and bring back a little fox to raise, or ask the Matchmaker for a red thread to tie my family together?”
Extra scene: One day, Zhou Haohao takes out the corpse stored inside the mall System.
In the crystal coffin, the man looks as if he is asleep, a relieved smile still on his lips.
“You really don't want this body?”
“It's only a shell. Having one or not makes little difference.”
“In that case, give it to me!” She blinks. “I like it.”
“This...” Fusu glances at his own body in the coffin, then at Zhou Haohao's mischievous expression. His ears grow warm. “Ahem... After giving it some thought, Su feels that having a body might be more convenient.”
Core theme: Let every unfulfilled longing find a happy ending.
Spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers
Spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers
Spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers
I am the European Emperor, let me come. 😏😏😏
Just ask who doesn't want to draw this kind of prize
[Let me be healthy] quietly poked his head in to take a look.