One day, I received a parcel from my older brother, who lives all the way over in England. Supposedly, it contained a mysterious device that could turn ordinary games into full-dive games.
After carefully reading the instructions, I reverently used it to launch a masterpiece for the ages: Stardew Valley.
I started a new save and began my true farming life!
Just as I was working hard to become Pelican Town's richest resident, strange things began happening on my farm.
An unknown [person], pixelated beyond recognition, had been teleported onto my farm. They were just as terrifying as the monsters in the mines.
So I called for Harvey, the miracle-working doctor, and got... a handsome guy nearly 1.9 meters tall!
He was even one of those handsome members of the bomb squad from Detective Conan who died young!
As I watched him earnestly thank me, I fell into deep thought.
I installed the Touken Ranbu mod, didn't I? So how did it turn into Detective Conan?!
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Dear Zero,
By the time you read this letter, we will have found a job worth pursuing for the rest of our lives, working for the farmer at Pelican Town.
Zero, in the past we didn't understand what love was. The farmer helped us understand: love is the strawberries you buy with every last coin on Easter; the figure running around before two in the morning; the sprinkler, the pressure nozzle, the return scepter, the prismatic shard, the void mayonnaise, the fish smoker... This is the best ending I can imagine.
With love,
Hiro, Hagi, Matsuda, and the Chief
Theme: Farming, farming, farming!
