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One day, the teenage assassin Oda Sakunosuke is accosted by a strange entity calling itself the Succubus System 007, which abducts him to an unfamiliar world.
After finally overcoming his many misgivings, he is just about to complete the System’s romance mission when something unexpected happens.
[Warning: The Host has been detected to be underage. Succubus System 007, children’s edition, will take over from here.]
[Hello, Host. Your mission has been replaced. Please become best friends with the man in black before you.]
Young Oda: ...
One day, Boss Dazai is walking down the street when someone suddenly flips him over their shoulder and pins him to the ground. The moment he sees who it is, he freezes.
(Starts observing him)
Young Oda seems to have some sort of purpose.
(Brings him back to the organization to observe him)
Good news: He’s figured out a way to keep Young Oda by his side.
Bad news: That way is to date Young Oda, without any feelings involved.
(Falls silent)
Boss Dazai, pinned against the wall by Young Oda, who’s a head shorter than him: “Ahem. I don’t think that one request is a good idea.”
Young Oda says nothing, looking as if he’s lost in thought.
After a long while, he magnanimously replies, “All right, then. You have to promise to become my best friend from now on.”
“...”
What a novel way to make friends.
One day, Armed Detective Agency Dazai is walking down the street when someone suddenly flips him over their shoulder and pins him to the ground. The moment he sees who it is, he freezes.
(Starts observing him)
Young Oda seems to have some sort of purpose.
(Brings him back to his apartment to observe him)
Good news: The other guy wants to become his best friend.
Bad news: Young Oda will leave once they become best friends.
(Thinks it over)
(Young Oda decides the other guy is deliberately stalling, so he leaves)
(Young Oda and Ango become best friends)
“!!!”
One day, Young Oda is walking down the street when he dodges an attack from behind. The moment he sees who it is, he freezes.
(Silence)
Dark Era Dazai: Where’s your line? It’s my turn to be won over now, right? Watch a movie? Drown yourself? Defuse a bomb? Which do you want to choose?
Little skit 1
System: Hello, Host. I’m the Succubus System 007, henceforth referred to as the System. Please follow my guidance to another world and complete your mission. Once your Charm stat reaches 10,000 points, you’ll unlock the ultimate bonus package.
Oda: How much does it cost?
System: What?
Oda: I don’t take unpaid jobs.
System: ...
Little skit 2
One day, Oda is changing clothes.
System: Host, how can you change clothes in front of a bunch of men!
Oda: Because I’m not a woman.
System: ...
Theme: Nothing in life is impossible
Next time the system adds more spots for someone, remember to have a rogue party meet a bunch of random rogues 🐶 I'm so curious about where the next world will be! Will it be an academy? [Let me see] Actually, if it's another world, I'd like to see Shiroi playing tennis 💪
Armed Detective Agency, you're just part of the atmosphere team, aren't you? 🐶
Don't even think about taking advantage of the assassin Xiaozhi, add more money 💰💰💰💰
Oh oh oh oh 😲 The young rogues are awesome 😀
I was laughing the whole time I read this chapter.
Oh my god!!! Dark Night Overlord Shaozhi-chan 💪💪💪 (just kidding)
I want to see Young Weaver punch and beat up Dostoevsky again (just kidding), and kick Fukuchi 🐶🌹
No updates today either 😭
The Devil's Faction formed an organization, and the three of them rightfully ascended to become the strongest in Yokohama, becoming the legendary, unspeakable beings.
At this time, Akemi Miyano should still be alive, right?